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Gorf
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posted June 21, 2004 14:26     Profile for Gorf   Email Gorf     Edit/Delete Post
Ya know there is some real crap bands out there. Mostly the Black Metal scene which is complete shit. All these guys playing Death Metal. It is all growling, talentless fucks.

I saw those assholes from Deicide playing on headbangers ball. They suck royal. They were just playing one chord, with their Harley shirts on, and all this fancy equipment.

The guy was a total loser, screaming BRRRAAAAAWWWW ! every other line.

Why are there so many shit bands that make metal seem like a joke?

How do they stay afloat with no musician
skills?

Like those Satanic dicks Emperor, they suck ass.

Its like they think talking about being evil and mean is cool. What fucking chumps.


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X-D
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posted June 21, 2004 16:48     Profile for X-D   Email X-D     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
hahaha!

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Gerfat
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posted June 21, 2004 16:49     Profile for Gerfat   Email Gerfat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
It sounded like my gandma' the first time she caught me listening to SLAYER!!!!

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LyKcantropen
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posted June 21, 2004 17:46     Profile for LyKcantropen   Email LyKcantropen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post

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Slaytanic
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posted June 21, 2004 18:08     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
np: Darkthrone - Under a Funeral Moon.

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K
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posted June 21, 2004 19:11     Profile for K   Email K     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
I feel like playing some Gorgoroth now.
Nice, wholesome family entertainment.


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Hatröss
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posted June 21, 2004 19:28     Profile for Hatröss   Email Hatröss     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
i had a set of spikes, they belonged to my brother.
now they're on the mantle with my collection of stuff.

N/P: feeding frenzy -Terminal Curve


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Gorf
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posted June 21, 2004 23:42     Profile for Gorf   Email Gorf     Edit/Delete Post
Its not music.

It might as well be rap.

Just because in your little dream-world
you think of it as music it isn't.

Tell me is a chainsaw music.

Or Puff Daddy rapping over a tape of
Police-"Every Breath You Take".

I mean, how old are you people, anyways ?
Emperor is not music.


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Ne0rC
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posted June 22, 2004 00:04     Profile for Ne0rC   Email Ne0rC     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Maybe you just can't HANDLE TEH Tr00 B1@ck M3T@L!!!1111

Hmmm, I was listening to In Flames, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, and Dying Fetus today.

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Skul
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posted June 22, 2004 00:37     Profile for Skul   Email Skul     Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by Gorf:
blah blah blah blah i have no genitals blah blah blah blah blah oh and
Emperor is not music.

Emperor isnt music?
You sir, are ignorant.


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The Neverman
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posted June 22, 2004 04:41     Profile for The Neverman   Email The Neverman     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by Gorf:
Like those Satanic dicks Emperor, they suck ass

he who dont know shit should shut his fukking mouth, I say...

quote:
Originally posted by Skulhed:
Emperor isnt music?
You sir, are ignorant.

definately so!
obviously, Gorf has never heard any Emperor... or is he dumb?
dude, you have the right not to like them but making silly comments like that...
oh, well...

pn.
EMPEROR - rehearsal 7/04/93

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Maldororz
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posted June 22, 2004 08:06     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Hahaha, this thread is hilarious!

\m/ BLACK FUCKING METAL!!!! \m/

(oops, wrong image, sorry!)


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Cthon
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posted June 22, 2004 08:57     Profile for Cthon   Email Cthon     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by warcorpse:
You want TRUE? I'll give you TRUE! Body Count are the supreme commanders of BM. All other BM is false metal. All hail.

www.bodycount.com


hehehe..TRU AND KVLT!

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Luna
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posted June 22, 2004 10:19     Profile for Luna   Email Luna     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by Number 6:
I feel like playing some Gorgoroth now.
Nice, wholesome family entertainment.


Nice picture! I read somewhere this guy is serving some prison time.
All hail the Metal, be it black-death-or whatever the fuckin' 'ell.

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Imran X
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posted June 22, 2004 10:48     Profile for Imran X   Email Imran X     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by warcorpse:
You want TRUE? I'll give you TRUE! Body Count are the supreme commanders of BM. All other BM is false metal. All hail.

www.bodycount.com

Word!


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X-D
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posted June 22, 2004 11:52     Profile for X-D   Email X-D     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by Gorf:
Tell me is a chainsaw music.

A chainsaw is music.

Now go buy a copy a Phobos and learn to appreciate it ya dolt! heh

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AngelRat
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posted June 22, 2004 12:29     Profile for AngelRat   Email AngelRat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
For Gorf:

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Slaytanic
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posted June 22, 2004 12:43     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
np: Living Colour - Cult Of Personality.

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X-D
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posted June 22, 2004 14:00     Profile for X-D   Email X-D     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by AngelRat:
For Gorf:


Could it be!? That guy, second from the right, looks like little Tatu from Fantasy Island!


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guidon
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posted June 22, 2004 14:03     Profile for guidon   Email guidon     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Gorf the Br00tal...
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Cthon
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posted June 22, 2004 14:16     Profile for Cthon   Email Cthon     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
is a chainsaw music? pffft.

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Gorf
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posted June 22, 2004 16:27     Profile for Gorf   Email Gorf     Edit/Delete Post
I will give you this:

The guy in Deicide has one of the hairiest
backs in metal.

Gimme a call when you all decide that your
little devil worship / imagery bands are
just too juvenile for you.

To think people rip on Metallica for using
pro-tools when 99% of the death/black bands like Morbid Angel are people just posing with their instrument.

Go ahead support your crap Emperor and bands like it. But you just kill the whole thing for the good Thrash metal. Support death
and black metal but don't expect to anyone
to take the thrash bands seriously.

Amateur death sh** helps discredit the real
talented thrash groups.


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Slaytanic
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posted June 22, 2004 16:35     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
np: POSSESSED - Death Metal.

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Gorf
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posted June 22, 2004 16:46     Profile for Gorf   Email Gorf     Edit/Delete Post


I AM EVIL AND IN NEED OF A LAXATIVE --BRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWW !!!!!!


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LyKcantropen
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posted June 22, 2004 16:48     Profile for LyKcantropen   Email LyKcantropen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
You're a loony in need of beating with a stick.

Don't you have a Yanni record to go listen to?


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