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Slaytanic
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posted June 22, 2004 17:22     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Situation: Beavis and Butthead are watching a Yanni video on TV.

Butthead: "I have something to tell you, Beavis."

Beavis: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, like, what?"

Butthead: "Yanni is... YOUR FATHER!"

(background shocking music, close up on Beavis)

Beavis: "No. No. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!"

That's a classic.

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"Forty-five moments of perfection translated through a cautionary escape into the perils of the mundane, the inherent entropy in ultimate order, and the potential threats of eternal, unchecked apathy in civilization; all cloaked in musical expression so thoughtful, creative and forward thinking that almost a quarter-century later, few can even comprehend it, much less match it." (autothrall)


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nunoPT
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posted June 22, 2004 17:47     Profile for nunoPT   Email nunoPT     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by Gorf:
I will give you this:

Go ahead support your crap Emperor and bands like it. But you just kill the whole thing for the good Thrash metal. Support death
and black metal but don't expect to anyone
to take the thrash bands seriously.

Amateur death sh** helps discredit the real
talented thrash groups.


You dont like them? fine by me its your opinion...
i bet you like this ones

Oh lordy lordy what a musicians!


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X-D
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posted June 22, 2004 18:00     Profile for X-D   Email X-D     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by Gorf:
Amateur death sh** helps discredit the real
talented thrash groups.

Did you actually censor your own swearing Gorf!? Bawhahahaha! Here ya go!

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KnickerZohnonnof
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posted June 22, 2004 19:16     Profile for KnickerZohnonnof   Email KnickerZohnonnof     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Musical taste is personal. I happen to think Scars Of The Crucifix is the best Deicide album for years - possibly since Legion. It could be said that 90% of black metal bands are utter dross - the same was the case for a lot of thrash metal when it was being cloned to death during the late 80'/early 90's. The stuff that I happen to get into is not to everyone else's taste - that does not give me the right to pass them off as retards for liking what I don't. It's individuality that makes the World go around!

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St. Michael
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posted June 22, 2004 21:40     Profile for St. Michael   Email St. Michael     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
This thread rules!
LOL!
To me...Vocals are like a guitar, a bass, drums, whatever. If it kills me...it's good. At least for me, man.

Damn XD, Whats up! Long time Bro. When is the Black Metal BBQ? My place or yours?

St. Michael
webmaster @ www.celticfrost.com
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Gorf
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posted June 22, 2004 22:45     Profile for Gorf   Email Gorf     Edit/Delete Post

"Mr. McGee, Don't Make Me Angry. You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry."

BRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWW !!!!!


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Cthon
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posted June 22, 2004 23:12     Profile for Cthon   Email Cthon     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
i think "growling" CAN require alot of talent/stamina/inspiration. that being said, most death metal/metalcore/scream-o band singers are totally unoriginal and sound just like the last jerk you heard doing the exact same thing. so to me, its not an issue of talent, as much as it is of unoriginality.

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Hatröss
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posted June 23, 2004 01:35     Profile for Hatröss   Email Hatröss     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by Gorf:

"Mr. McGee, Don't Make Me Angry. You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry."

haha... ditto.


who the hell is going to take you serious when your looking like this...

no wonder most all the metal scene got teased alot back in the day, dont get me wrong, i like few bands in this genre such as venom 'you could actually make out their lyrics' and the music was good ect...
but i mean come on didnt KISS allready do that makeup thing? black metal is not black metal anymore but more like Male Goth Metal !

sniff sniff

the torch was not passed on clearly enough


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K
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posted June 23, 2004 07:46     Profile for K   Email K     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Gorgoroth RULES!
"Praise Satan!...Praise Satan!"

Actually, believe it or not, i have to agree with what Knickerdude said.
MUSIC is in the ear of the listener...you know, like Art is in the eye of the beholder.
blah blah. etc.

A friend of mine seriously thinks that the sounds of Formula 1 Engines...is music!
We have argued over and over about that, but what is basically comes down to is
what the individual taste is.
To me, an F1 engine is just noise.
However...the new BMW...THAT is music!


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Maldororz
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posted June 23, 2004 08:09     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
What is talent? What is noise? What is music? What is a car?

All those questions are answered here, by the mighty and talentuous Y. Bhekhirst!!!

DOWNLOAD, LISTEN AND BE BLOWN AWAY!

(I already made Vroom a fan of Bhekhirst, so watch out!)


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Simon6
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posted June 23, 2004 10:55     Profile for Simon6   Email Simon6     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
You don't know "Transylvanian Hunger" by DARKTHRONE, goddammit...

And Deicide is not really a BM band.


--> Warcorpse, do you know Bad Brains ? They were not bad actually..talking about "BM"

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Simon6
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posted June 23, 2004 11:33     Profile for Simon6   Email Simon6     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Maldorrröööaaarr ! Who is this Y. Bhekhirst dude ?? When I listened to it I was petrified. What the...

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What the...?


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Slaytanic
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posted June 23, 2004 12:41     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by St. Michael:
When is the Black Metal BBQ? My place or yours?

A Black Metal BBQ? What are you guys heating up, a goat?

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Maldororz
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posted June 23, 2004 13:06     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by Simon6:
Maldorrröööaaarr ! Who is this Y. Bhekhirst dude ?? When I listened to it I was petrified. What the...

Petrified? Hahaha, that's a way to describe it!

Nobody knows who's this guy, since there are no informations whatsoever about him, except that he (or they?) did a tape called "Hot in the Airport".

Amazing, isn't it?


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vroomfondel
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posted June 23, 2004 13:08     Profile for vroomfondel   Email vroomfondel     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Hell yeah!! Bhekhirst is da man.
True antipop.
A new Bob Dylan in the making, they must find out who the bastard is first though

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Maldororz
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posted June 23, 2004 13:11     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
I knew you'd enjoy that, Vroom!
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Nuclear Vampire
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posted June 23, 2004 15:24     Profile for Nuclear Vampire   Email Nuclear Vampire     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Gorf, you are a complete musical retard for not being able to recognize Emperor as the exceptional musicians and composers they are. Therefore your views on music in general must be filed under the category "irrelevant drivel". Go troll somewhere else.
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AngelRat
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posted June 23, 2004 15:56     Profile for AngelRat   Email AngelRat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
This seems like a good place to me to promote the new Borknagar album:

Borknagar - Future Reminiscence

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K
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posted June 23, 2004 17:18     Profile for K   Email K     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
HELL YEAH!!!

Borknagar rules!

And i have Nuclear Vampire to thank for introducing me to them and so many others.


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Gorf
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posted June 23, 2004 18:41     Profile for Gorf   Email Gorf     Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by AngelRat:
This seems like a good place to me to promote the new Borknagar album:

Borknagar - Future Reminiscence



Knock off the racial slurs you lousy bastage.

And who's trolling? I buy my fish at the supermarket.

Just so happens you all conveniently forgot to address black metal's racist issues. Many
are white supremacists and have nazi type
views.


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Ne0rC
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posted June 23, 2004 18:47     Profile for Ne0rC   Email Ne0rC     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Don't know about you, but non of the Black Metal I have are racist.

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Gorf
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posted June 23, 2004 19:30     Profile for Gorf   Email Gorf     Edit/Delete Post
I stand corrected.

My Gosh, Are They Evil ?

But Sensitive Also - (go figure)


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K
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posted June 23, 2004 20:17     Profile for K   Email K     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
This is one funny thread.

I'm a Black Metal Fan!


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Hatröss
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posted June 23, 2004 20:39     Profile for Hatröss   Email Hatröss     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
LOL... kula you need a head mechanic
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Hatröss
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posted June 23, 2004 20:50     Profile for Hatröss   Email Hatröss     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
quote:
Originally posted by Gorf:

But Sensitive Also - (go figure)


mmmmmmmmmmmm... Dupont


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