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Topic: Is Snake homosexual?

NightSod
VoivodFan
Member # 133

posted January 17, 2003 07:09

I don't see the need to break away from anything too traditional...

A basic SS cut, I think, softened with a more feminine use of velour and frilly cuffs.
It would make the movement more approachable and appearance counts for a lot in this cynical age. I've just thought; perhaps those transparent trousers that Iggy Pop wore for a while, or transparent Lederhosen.

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Väinämöinen
VoivodFan
Member # 27

posted January 17, 2003 07:11

"It's full of clowns in my house
A gay hive, humming white souls"

I should probably start another thread about this subject, but since derailing is my favourite cardinal sin I'll just bump it here: Do you remember any song lyrics that you have misheard? A friend of mine always thought the chorus of an old 70's song, "Seasons in the sun" by Terry Jacks, went like "we had joy, we had fun, we had Jesus in the sun"...

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nia
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Member # 9

posted January 17, 2003 09:39

...the ants are my friends, they're blowin in the wind. the ants are blowin in the wind...

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NightSod
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Member # 133

posted January 17, 2003 09:58

The few I can recall:
A friend of mine at school genuinely believed that the lord's prayer went:

Our Father, in charge of Heaven
Harold be thy name.

A colleague at work, thought Hot Chocolate's
'Sexy Thing' had the lyrics:

I believe in Malcolm,
Wear your bra, you sexy thing.

I used to think Halford sang(In Victim of Changes):

Frisky woman, don't you know that you are
driving me insane, ow!

I am still laughed at for making up lyrics
inadvertantly.
On this subject, who else finds the lyrics to "War and Pain" hilarious and great simultaniously?

'Smashing on with turning teeth'.

Bum

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h
VoivodFan
Member # 8

posted January 17, 2003 10:21

I'm sure I heard Shitnia Twain singing "cum in my hair" on tv the other day. I think it was in that 'man, I feel like a woman' piece of shit. But it amused me.

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X-D
VoivodFan
Member # 3

posted January 17, 2003 12:02

...lamest topic ever! Well, maybe after all these Metallica threads anyhow.

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manipulator
VoivodFan
Member # 12

posted January 17, 2003 12:08

see-thru lederhosen, mmmmmmmmmm

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NightSod
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Member # 133

posted January 17, 2003 12:36

quote:
Originally posted by X-D:
...lamest topic ever! Well, maybe after all these Metallica threads anyhow.

Quite a claim, given the competition!

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X-D
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Member # 3

posted January 17, 2003 13:10

LOL! True enough... We have been really swimming it lately it would seem...

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NightSod
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Member # 133

posted January 17, 2003 16:05

X-D,
You think I've lowered the tone here!

Talking of swimming, we'd best keep our heads underwater for a bit given the the noise outside this site.

It's a shame that over on the other site there's a few really cool people fighting a losing battle against that mad influx of rabid metalliheds.
I gave up when I lost the power to rationalise, though some might argue exactly when this was...

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K
VoivodFan
Member # 6

posted January 17, 2003 16:46

I think this thread is pretty funny.

I also thought that i was the King of Lame Threads.

How dare you try to take that title from me, Blackcloud of Decide!
Shame on you!

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AngelRat
VoivodFan
Member # 88

posted January 17, 2003 18:56

I feel this thead is a bit threatening to my female side.

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Tangento
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Member # 117

posted January 17, 2003 23:53

quote:
Originally posted by Emlyn K Helicopter:
I sense a whole lot of homophobia on this board right now, what with all this talk of 'fags', 'gay' behavior and 'poof' apparel.
I find this quite offensive and purile, it makes you sound as childish as the WWF-jeering idiots on Metallica boards.
So grow up. Gay people are just like you, only they dig assholes rather than act like one.
Why don't we all pick on the Jews instead?

Son of a Bitch, I hope that Jew statement was meant as an extremely unfunny fucking joke.
Especially after all that pontificating about homophobia.

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BlackCloud
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Member # 122

posted January 18, 2003 03:02

quote:
Originally posted by King Kula:

How dare you try to take that title from me

Take it easy Hoss! Sometimes things AREN'T worth fighting for!

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Slaytanic
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Member # 28

posted January 18, 2003 08:25

quote:
Originally posted by Tangento:

Son of a Bitch, I hope that Jew statement was meant as an extremely unfunny fucking joke.
Especially after all that pontificating about homophobia.

Oh, so it was only a joke... Damn.

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Fireface
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Member # 51

posted January 18, 2003 08:40

OK here's one: I originally thought Billy Idol's 'Eyes Without A Face' went 'how's about a date'!

Alright I used to smoke a lot of weed...

Used to?!

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K
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Member # 6

posted January 18, 2003 18:13

Damn! This place is getting Violent!

Lets put on some Vader and start a bloody Mosh Pit!

Oops.
Something tells me i'd better start running for my life now...

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BlackCloud
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Member # 122

posted January 18, 2003 22:41

quote:
Originally posted by King Kula:

<Kula slamms Blackcloud of D

Yeah..sounds like fun, only now I'm more of a "spectator" than instigator...I'm too fricken old now for being 33

BTW..my new name is "Blackturd of Dipshit" (I think skulhead had something original going on with it, so I might as well use it. )

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Twindummy
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Member # 15

posted January 19, 2003 09:49

I heard on the radio a guy called in and said that when he was younger he thought Blitzkreig Bop actually said "Let's Drink Pop" LOL!

Thouht I'd share that after I read the Billy Idol thing...

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K
VoivodFan
Member # 6

posted January 19, 2003 13:51

Blackturd....I am gonna be 37 in April, Man!

Thats no excuse!

Lets get this Moshpit Going!

hehehe.

Hey, man. Nevermind those who didnt like the 'Snake Gay' joke.
We all like different types of Humor.
I thought it was funny...but must admit that not even i would have posted that! lol!

I had thought that my 'Terry Brown' Beating a Dead Horse Thread was the most Lame!
(About a year ago on another site).
You can keep the 'Most Lame Thread' Title for now.
hehehe.

Cheers!

Noitall is right...Warcorpse should Frame this one!

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Adolf
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Member # 170

posted January 19, 2003 19:21

quote:
Originally posted by Emlyn K Helicopter:
Why don't we all pick on the Jews instead?

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Tangento
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Member # 117

posted January 19, 2003 22:29

quote:
Originally posted by King Kula:
Blackturd....I am gonna be 37 in April, Man!
Thats no excuse!
Lets get this Moshpit Going!
hehehe.
Hey, man. Nevermind those who didnt like the 'Snake Gay' joke.
We all like different types of Humor.
I thought it was funny...but must admit that not even i would have posted that! lol!
I had thought that my 'Terry Brown' Beating a Dead Horse Thread was the most Lame!
(About a year ago on another site).
You can keep the 'Most Lame Thread' Title for now.
hehehe.
Cheers!
Noitall is right...Warcorpse should Frame this one!

Yo geezers...
My 39th comes on the 13th next month.
My last pit was summer last year at the 'Oops' tour,
(Locust, Lightning Bolt, etc.)
where my performance was adequate, not brilliant.
And a bit sore the next day.
I am currently in training for the Mighty Napalm Fucking Death Behemoth and SYL,
where I plan to do better.

<---escorts "Adolf" outside for a "Breather"

This fucking nazi BS, joke or not, is beginning to raise my Ire.

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BlackCloud
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Member # 122

posted January 20, 2003 02:29

quote:
Originally posted by King Kula:
Blackturd....I am gonna be 37 in April, Man!

Aren't "Kings" stereo-typically old and decrepit anyway?

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BlackCloud
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Member # 122

posted January 20, 2003 02:45

quote:
Originally posted by Tangento:
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I am currently in training for the Mighty Napalm Fucking Death

I love Napalm Death, they are so cool to their fans. I remember the very first time I saw ND..it was on "the new titans on the block" tour with Sepultura, Sacred Reich, and Sick of it All, and I was sitting in a parking lot in my car with a friend drinking beer next to the infamous RKCNDY *rock candy* (cheers St.!) where it was taking place at...low and behold, here comes Barney going car to car shooting the shit and giving away free NP pins! He was the fucking coolest!

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Väinämöinen
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Member # 27

posted January 20, 2003 04:00

quote:
Originally posted by Blackturd of Dipshit:
BTW..my new name is "Blackturd of Dipshit" (I think skulhead had something original going on with it, so I might as well use it. )

ROTFL! That's the best name I've seen in a while!

Frigging great mishearings, I can't help laughing - and yes, those War & Pain (plus some of the röar) lyrics sometimes bring a smile to my face too! "Go shit! I'm not a fish!"

BTW Adolf, what the hell? You didn't get Emlyn's joke? Try replacing "Jews" with "Caucasians", "Martians", "Heteros" or sth and hopefully you'll get his point.

I need a pint.

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