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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted November 15, 2006 10:52     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
From 'Countryman’s Cooking', by W.M.W. Fowler - originally published back in the days when men were men!

"I must give you the classic receipt for the preparation and cooking of a cormorant.

Having shot your cormorant, hold it well away from you as you carry it home; these birds are exceedingly verminous and the lice are said to be not entirely host-specific. Hang up by the feet with a piece of wire, soak in petrol and set on fire. This treatment both removes most of the feathers and kills the lice.

When the smoke has cleared away, take the cormorant down and cut off the beak. Send this to the local Conservancy Board who, if you are in the right area, will give you 3/6d or sometimes 5/- for it. Bury the carcase, preferably in a light sandy soil, and leave it there for a fortnight. This is said to improve the flavour by removing, in part at least, the taste of rotting fish.

Dig up and skin and draw the bird. Place in a strong salt and water solution and soak for 48 hours. Remove, dry, stuff with whole, unpeeled onions: the onion skins are supposed to bleach the meat to a small extent, so that it is very dark brown instead of being entirely black.

Simmer gently in seawater, to which two tablespoons of chloride of lime have been added, for six hours. This has a further tenderising effect. Take out of the water and allow to dry, meanwhile mixing up a stiff paste of methylated spirit and curry powder. Spread this mixture liberally over the breast of the bird.

Finally roast in a very hot oven for three hours. The result is unbelievable. Throw it away. Not even a starving vulture would eat it."

From The Times

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Luna
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posted November 15, 2006 12:28     Profile for Luna   Email Luna     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Emlyn K Helicopter:
Spread this mixture liberally over the breast of the bird.

I like this part. wth? Nothing better to do today Helicopter?

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BlackCloud
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posted November 15, 2006 16:32     Profile for BlackCloud   Email BlackCloud     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I once went to Camp Cormorant in Minnesota when I was a boy...


Believe it or not that's me in the picture, yes, I'm very old now as you already may know!"


"There were always plenty of games to play at camp."


"With no television, camp fires and ghost stories were a nighttime favorite!"

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Slugaloo
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posted November 15, 2006 21:27     Profile for Slugaloo   Email Slugaloo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
that's you, the kid in the middle?

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BlackCloud
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posted November 16, 2006 02:14     Profile for BlackCloud   Email BlackCloud     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by zlugz:
that's you, the kid in the middle?

Yes, and my real name also happens to be Malcolm!

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Slaytanic
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posted November 16, 2006 09:12     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BlackCloud:
I once went to Camp Cormorant in Minnesota when I was a boy...


Believe it or not that's me in the picture, yes, I'm very old now as you already may know!"


Hey Malcolm, those two other guys with you in the pic, are they from Village People?

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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted November 16, 2006 09:33     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Looks like Camp White Supremacy to me. These things common in America?

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Slugaloo
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posted November 16, 2006 10:04     Profile for Slugaloo   Email Slugaloo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Emlyn K Helicopter:
Looks like Camp White Supremacy to me. These things common in America?

i was going to say the same thing! what is burning, a cross?

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BlackCloud
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posted November 16, 2006 14:52     Profile for BlackCloud   Email BlackCloud     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Emlyn K Helicopter:
Looks like Camp White Supremacy to me. These things common in America?

Well, in all honesty then...I'm sure these pics were taken in the 50's or even 60's judging by the "crew-cuts"... but that is still the same camp I remember going to when I was 8 or 9 back in the 70's. Yes, I even sold candy to go for free like one of the photos suggests!

As far as the camp "white supremecy" is concerned: We're dealing with the midwest of the U.S. here (particularly Minnesota and North Dakota where I'm originally from) so of course everybody is gonna be fricken' white there! (except if you were from the Sioux tribe! ) Things have changed from what I gather, I haven't been back there in years even though most of my relatives still live there.

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schroeder
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posted November 16, 2006 17:34     Profile for schroeder   Email schroeder     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The bonfire ceremony photo was taken just before they passed out all the pointy white hoods and bed sheet gowns
I HATE THE FUCKIN' KKK

So, the box of turtles that you could sell... how many were in a box and were they alive or dead
I'd imagine it was easier to sell a box of mints.

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