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Väinämöinen
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posted July 09, 2003 03:29     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The nuclear vampire we know is already taking over the human race...the first stage - gathering of energy - is already going on...read about his army of energy-draining slaves, the Psi-Vampires!
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted July 09, 2003 04:15     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Goth Bastards!
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Nuclear Vampire
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posted July 09, 2003 06:40     Profile for Nuclear Vampire   Email Nuclear Vampire     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Emlyn K Helicopter:
Goth Bastards!

Am not!


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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted July 09, 2003 09:14     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ok buddy - heres the goth test.

1. when you dance, are your elbows higher than your shoulders?

2. Do you hate the sun?

3. snakebite and black, sir?

4. The Sisters weren't as good when Hussey left - do you agree?

5. Are you a cunt ?

If the answer to all questions is yes, then you are a goth bastard.


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Maldororz
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posted July 09, 2003 09:29     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Oh my goodness! Tripod goths! Free web-hosted vampires! Run for your lives, it's pop-up hell!

(Just go on portalofevil.com, they have tons of these sites, and they make fun of all of them!)


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Väinämöinen
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posted July 10, 2003 02:15     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

great test, helikopter!

1. I don't dance
2. no, except when my hangover is over 4.0 on Richter scale
3. just black, thank you. no milk or sugar.
4. no. he was a total cunt.
5. mostly.

I got approximately 1.4 out of five, so I guess I'm a plain bastard!


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Nuclear Vampire
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posted July 10, 2003 08:49     Profile for Nuclear Vampire   Email Nuclear Vampire     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
1. When you dance, are your elbows higher than your shoulders?

Dance? Me?!? lol

2. Do you hate the sun?

Yes. Yes I do.

3. snakebite and black, sir?

??? I have no idea what that means...

4. The Sisters weren't as good when Hussey left - do you agree?

Sisters? Sisters Of Mercy? Maybe heard one track. Crap.

5. Are you a cunt ?

Why yes! After all, you are what you eat!

Great quiz mate!


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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted July 10, 2003 10:02     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Snakebite and Black:

just under half a pint of Strong Cider
just under half a pint of strong lager
mix in pint glass, top up with blackcurrent cordial.

The quality of the cider and lager should be sub-standard, and it's better to buy a cheap store-brand blackcurrent than to use one of the bouteque mixers like, say, Ribina.

The drink will be a light purple colour with a washing-up liquid like bubblehead. It tastes like bad cider.

Snakebite and Black is drunk by goths and also by underage drinkers. It makes one's sick purple. And you WILL be sick.


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Slaytanic
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posted July 10, 2003 11:53     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
1. when you dance, are your elbows higher than your shoulders?

Dance???

2. Do you hate the sun?

How can I, living in Brasil, for God's sake?

3. snakebite and black, sir?

Nope, thanks.

4. The Sisters weren't as good when Hussey left - do you agree?

Who?

5. Are you a cunt ?

No, I'm a dick.


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AngelRat
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posted July 10, 2003 16:25     Profile for AngelRat   Email AngelRat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
1. when you dance, are your elbows higher than your shoulders?

Yes, is there any other way then?

2. Do you hate the sun?

Burn the sun! Light causes pain. Darkness is good!

3. snakebite and black, sir?

Whatever...anything with CH3CH2OH in it will be fine with me.

4. The Sisters weren't as good when Hussey left - do you agree?

'First and Last and Always' IS indeed their best album. I actually don't care too much for the albums after that one.

5. Are you a cunt ?

Yes. Totally. Un cocksucker tout court that is.

FUCKKK! I'm a mofo GOTH BASTARD! Helllllllllll!
I'll better leave you now and join a Bauhaus board (I like them also!). Oh, wait, are PC's dark and depressive enough? I guess they are! 'The Crow' was actually a pretty cool movie. Ehm...I shouldn't use the word 'cool'. Ok, late in the evening right now here. Time to get out of my coffin and have a very good night. Sleep well, you all! good day!


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