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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted June 19, 2003 07:37     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
um...not really.

Well, come to think of it - probably.


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LyKcantropen
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posted June 19, 2003 07:47     Profile for LyKcantropen   Email LyKcantropen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
He was wrongly arrested on drug possession charges. Analysts predict he'll be put away for twenty billion years, after they found a small, lonely marijuana leaf on a dog turd on his porch.

Police dismissed the evidence that he was caught in the middle of the act with a BIG KNIFE in his hand yelling 'I'm glad I killed the fucker' as insubstantial.


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K
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posted June 19, 2003 08:19     Profile for K   Email K     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Well....you crazy people....here is a story which fits in this thread!.....

From Blabbermouth (of course):

Norwegian Black Metal Musician Beheads Dead Body, Brings Head To Party - June 19, 2003

The following article was published Wednesday (June 18) by the Norwegian Internet newspaper Nettavisen.no:

After beheading a dead body, a 26-year-old black metal musician (Photo#1, Photo#2) proudly showed off the head at a party. "It was a complete shock," says black metal vocalist Istar.

According to VG, the 26-year-old showed the head to people at a party in Skien, Norway, on Saturday night (June 14).

A witness said, "He showed the head to one of the guests who felt sick and told the 26-year-old to get away from there."

A 30-year-old friend of the 26-year-old said she is in shock after what happened, saying, "I can not understand that he has been taking part in this, he is such a kind person."

The 30-year-old confirms that she knew her friend was in a band, but says she had no idea that he was involved in Satanism.

The man who has admitted to cutting the head off the dead body is a black metal musician and has released a number of albums [through the Austrian record label Napalm Records].

The 26-year-old hid the head at a friend's place. The friend was arrested but later released, as he was unaware of what had happened.

According to [Norwegian daily newspaper] Dagbladet, the 26-year-old man [who went by the stage name Illvastar—Ed.] was a bass player in the band SVARTAHRID (more info) until being thrown out three years ago. The singer of the band, Istar, said: "It is a shock to learn that he was taking part in desecrating bodies. Our band has never been involved in Satanism. What he has been up to after leaving the band, I do not know."

TV 2 Nettavisen has reason to believe that the four men were influenced by drugs when breaking into the morgue (check out pictures from Dagbladet here) and mutilating four corpses.

The 26-year-old's lawyer said, "My client admits to being guilty as charged. He has explained that he was under the influence of drugs."

According to sources in the local community, a group of locals is known for using amphetamine and having connections to a group of Satanists.

According to the 26-year-old's female friend, the whole thing started as another friend of the 26-year-old phoned from the morgue.

"He called on Friday night, saying he was at the morgue in Skien. Then my friend disappeared down town along with some other friends," she said.

The churchwarden, Gjertrud Eide, said on Tuesday that she was shocked by what has happened. "It is difficult to describe this with words, it is just so brutal and horrifying."

(Thanks: Nettavisen)

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What?....Like none of you have ever done that before???
Jeeze!


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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted June 19, 2003 08:28     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Man, thats so vanila!

Unless of course he walked into that party with the head impailed (by it's now-exposed windpipe) on his erect willy.


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Juan87
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posted June 21, 2003 01:51     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hmmmmm.....now THAT'S what I call getting a piece! You know you can get diseases from doing that...
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Mind Running Slow
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posted June 22, 2003 03:58     Profile for Mind Running Slow   Email Mind Running Slow     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nuclear infusion:
Hmmmmm.....now THAT'S what I call getting a piece! You know you can get diseases from doing that...

Condom sense, duh!!!!!


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Gorf
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posted June 22, 2003 14:08     Profile for Gorf   Email Gorf     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Are you trying to scare all the chicks away?
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