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Topic: Hey Noitall, please read...
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El Indio
VoivodFan
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posted April 16, 2003 22:47
Oh come on Noitall, do you mean to tell me that you don't like camping!?! A little rain, a few pesky mosquitos, and some soggy hot dog buns never hurt anyone! Just be sure to pack some good rain clothes, some insect repellant, and especially a bottle of some good navy rum! Rum wards off all camping evils and no fooling either! And what's wrong with tents? You oughta check out mine: instead of them new age dome tents, I have one of them bulky 3 woman square tents complete with a bunch of burn holes and a peculiar smell. Instead of them cheap plastic pegs, I use railway spikes and instead of a flimsy tarp, I use heavy duty industrial poly! Beleive you me, I have weathered some of the worst that the west coast has to offer in regards to storms which come roaring right into northern Vancouver Island right off of the north Pacific Ocean! Heck, once over in Fair Harbour on the west side of the island, it rained so hard that we had to bail out our boat every couple of hours or so lest it sank! Also the wind was so powerful that it caused a bunch of old Douglas Fir trees to topple over! Now you know why I use railway spikes and heavy duty tarp - and navy rum! Especially the rum! You know, it is not always all that bad. There are few things in life which is more peaceful and relaxing than to sit next to a warm camp fire with some close freinds, and sip on some hot toddies made with a good navy rum! In regards to them juicy gossip tidbits, I don't know if I should say anything more - I have already risked my neck too many times like it is - plus your sources are probably alot better than mine. Also, you wouldn't be planning on checking out or perhaps even attending or performing anything which has to do with the upcoming New Music West festival? I must admit that I will only be out of town part of next month. Sorry Blacky! Who knows, perhaps we can arrange to meet at a show again or something? Like last time, I'll be the guy standing close to the bar without actually being a bartender. Oh yeah, I'll probably be real tanned and also sporting a bunch of camping related scrapes and mosquito bites all over myself! Thank god for navy rum!!!
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