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infoterror
VoivodFan
Member # 568

posted July 10, 2005 23:33

Dear Blackmetal fans and artists,

Now that your genre has sold itself out, we don't even remotely consider you a threat. In fact, we once worried you'd upset what people believed, but now that you've humbled yourselves by spewing out crap, we just don't care. You're just another special group of tools in a world overflowing with them. Please carry on and pretend you didn't read this message. It's important for us to have amusing tools of various stripes so we have something to mock when we're at overpriced bars.

Thanks,
The rest of the world

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Slaytanic
VoivodFan
Member # 28

posted July 11, 2005 23:35

quote:
Originally posted by hexonut:
P.S. Ain't Black Metal as lame in its concept as White Rap?

Yes. Living Colour sucks. Who the hell do they think they are?

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Mezcalhead
VoivodFan
Member # 26

posted July 12, 2005 01:29

Dear Black Metal fans and artists,

I bet you're all a bunch of homosexuals who are using your evil attire, pitchforks, and machine guns to deceive your loyal followers from your rampant abuse of the male norwegian crotch. HOMO HOMO HOMOSSSSSSS!!!! Will the real aryan men out there please stand up so our young nazi prince infoterror can stop having anxiety attacks over the current state of society.

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Korgul
VoivodFan
Member # 475

posted July 12, 2005 07:17

Hey guy even if there is nowadays a lot of nazi in Black Metal, not all the black metal fans are nazi !!!
And once and for all, Nazism as nothing to see with Black Metal !!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Mezcalhead:
Dear Black Metal fans and artists,
I bet you're all a bunch of homosexuals who are using your evil attire, pitchforks, and machine guns to deceive your loyal followers from your rampant abuse of the male norwegian crotch. HOMO HOMO HOMOSSSSSSS!!!! Will the real aryan men out there please stand up so our young nazi prince infoterror can stop having anxiety attacks over the current state of society.

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My sky is black today

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KnickerZohnonnof
VoivodFan
Member # 272

posted July 12, 2005 12:01

Did it take you this long to figure out it was all a hoax?

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Hail Santa...

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