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Väinämöinen
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posted March 17, 2006 02:54     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Uffe, var så snäll och civilisera VVFans lite! Kan du lära oss några viktiga svenska ord och kunskaper?

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posted March 17, 2006 18:51     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
only idiots bump a forum message. since i don't have any odd preconceptions about my intelligence, i feel free to do it. i accept the facts.

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vroomfondel
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posted March 24, 2006 19:02     Profile for vroomfondel   Email vroomfondel     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The most important word for any Voivodfan to know while touring Sweden is the word: ÖL. That word and a few bucks will keep you alive for a long time. You will also meet funny Swedes more easily if used properly..

DON'T try that word in Germany. it would turn you into a very very sick Voivodfan...

Back to the chat. More swedish tomorrow

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posted March 25, 2006 00:13     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
LÖL?

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posted March 25, 2006 05:55     Profile for Trollz   Email Trollz     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slug:

Hej! That's all the Swedish I know.


Hej, but you can name some colors too.
Red= RÖD.... blue= blå .... Green = Grön.

ÖL is a very important word yes. but if you go here you should learn the word SYSTEMBOLAGET if you want to have a "STOR STARK"


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posted April 05, 2006 02:44     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Okay...now we have two Swedes, great! What about these phrases:

"Your place or my tent?"
"Three pints of strong lager, please!"
"Nice to meet you!"
"Fuck off and die!"

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posted April 05, 2006 10:51     Profile for vroomfondel   Email vroomfondel     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hmm.
1. "Your place or my tent?" : Ditt ställe eller mitt tält?

2. "Three pints of strong lager, please!": Tre stora stark tack

3. "Nice to meet you!": Trevligt att råkas. (this is good to use before the tent thing above...)

4. "Fuck off and die!": Far åt helvete din jävla apahane! (This is what the girl will say if you DON'T follow the advice mentioned in number 3...)

So the right order would be something like: 3.2.1 You might get number 4 anyway, but the odds are better if used in that order. AND, for dogs sake, give her 2 pints and only 1 for yourself for an even better success ratio.

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posted April 08, 2006 12:30     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Tack så mycket Uffe!

How about these:

"Where's the nearest police station?"

"A large pack of microsize condoms, please!"

"Are you male or female?"

"Want to go to the movies? I hear Swedish porn is very good!"

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Trollz
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posted April 10, 2006 03:53     Profile for Trollz   Email Trollz     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Where's the nearest police station?" = Var finns närmaste polisstation

do you expect to get in trouble Väinö?

"A large pack of microsize condoms, please!"
Why do you want these Väinö, why sooo small "Kan jag få ett paket mikroskopiskt små kondomer, tack" Haha

"Are you male or female?"
Is it here the trouble starts? " Är du en kvinna eller en man" If you say this to a voman you don't have a chance

"Want to go to the movies? I hear Swedish porn is very good!"
Ohh, you pervert "Ska vi gå på bio jag har hört att svensk porr är väldigt bra"

Heheheh Now, where did you hear that or from whom!!

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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posted April 11, 2006 04:57     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Okay, we're getting somewhere now, tackar!

I noticed I made some errors in my previous post. Of course I meant to ask these:

"Var finns närmaste [good pub]?"

"Kan jag få ett stor paket [macrosize cigarettes], tack"

"Do you prefer male or female lead singers?"

"Are there any good movies playing now?"

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And then some more, just out of curiosity:

Chaosmönger =
Macrosolutions to megaproblems =
This is not an exercise =
Divine sun =
Jack Luminous =
Warriors of ice =
Angel rat =
Snake, Piggy, Away, Blacky, E-Force (Jasonic doesn't translate very well I assume?) =

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vroomfondel
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posted April 13, 2006 12:00     Profile for vroomfondel   Email vroomfondel     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Right. The Svidisch lessons continues

"Var finns närmaste [good pub]?"
Drunk out on town asking someone passing by:
Öööhh.... Var, öööhh faen finns det nånstans man kan köpa öl i den här jävla hålan eller???

"Kan jag få ett stor paket [macrosize cigarettes], tack"
Kan jag få en paket prins tack.

"Do you prefer male or female lead singers?"
Föredrar du manliga eller kvinnliga sångare?
White trash version: Fruntimmer??? bara en redig kaar kan sjunga Rockabilly!!!

"Are there any good movies playing now?"
Vet du om det går några bra filmer för tillfället?
White trash version: Va faan. jag vill föur jävulen se porr!

Chaosmönger = Uh, lot's of names: stökpelle. Jävla galning, orosmakare, vildhjärna.
Young Chaosmönger: Kravallknott

Macrosolutions to megaproblems = Rösta inte på fete Göran Persson

This is not an exercise = Detta är ingen övning
White trash version: Exercise? Nope. beer built this fine body = Öl byggde denna vackra kropp!

Divine sun = Gudomlig sol

Jack Luminous = Jack glödlampa

Warriors of ice = Norrmän på crack

Angel rat = Änglaråtta

Snake, Piggy, Away, Blacky, E-Force:
Snake: Orm
Piggy: Grisen, svinet eller knoen
Blacky: Svarten
E-Force: E-kraft

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Trollz
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posted April 16, 2006 12:18     Profile for Trollz   Email Trollz     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vroomfondorz:

Warriors of ice = Norrmän på crack





LIARZ, LIARZ
hahahaha Norrmän den var bra den

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posted April 22, 2006 02:09     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Tack Uffe! 'White trash' versions? Hahaha! Just the kind of language for me! Okay, now I've got the most important expressions memorized. Öl, jävla, fan, stökpelle och Jack glödlampa. Göran Persson...this is by far the funniest (and most cynic) Swedish lesson I've ever had!

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vroomfondel
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posted April 22, 2006 06:04     Profile for vroomfondel   Email vroomfondel     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
You are most welcome Petri.
Now you should be able to stay afloat for a few days in our overtaxed little country. I wish we also had Conan O Brien as President and not that overfed pig Göran P ruining things.

I think we save the Finnish lessons to when we sit in a Sauna somewhere with a beer in hand

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posted April 23, 2006 12:16     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vroomfondorz:
I think we save the Finnish lessons to when we sit in a Sauna somewhere with a beer in hand

That's the optimal learning environment if you ask me, not forgetting that beer increases the effect exponentially Tervetuloa sitten, nähdään pian!

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Trollz
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posted September 29, 2006 14:14     Profile for Trollz   Email Trollz     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Äntligen av med julgrisen Göran Persson, men "Reinfeldt ser lika välgödd ut.
stackars Sverige.

Nu behövs många Guiness! Skäl!

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vroomfondel
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posted September 29, 2006 20:05     Profile for vroomfondel   Email vroomfondel     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Reinfeldt är inte ens nära den allsmäktige julgrisens fetma som väl är.

Dags att städa upp från det som en gång var ett arbetarparti och deras korrumperade jävla brottslingars vanstyre...

SSU: Ett ungdomsförbund med en medelålder på 75...

Den flyende hakan Danielsson som prioriterade att göka sekreteraren istället för att jobba under tsunamin...

Marita Ulvskog som jämför att någon loggar in på SAP's intranät med user: sigge pass: sigge med våldtäkt...

Och drygt 18000 andra dumheter som jag kan ta vid förfrågan, och tre års tid över för att hinna med detsamma...

Den övergödda apan kan sitta och jäsa i sitt sossetorp med sin mutinblandade Systemhagga tills fanskapet imploderar i sin egen orimlighet...

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posted September 29, 2006 20:49     Profile for Trollz   Email Trollz     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vroomfondel:
...........Den övergödda apan kan sitta och jäsa i sitt sossetorp med sin mutinblandade Systemhagga tills fanskapet imploderar i sin egen orimlighet...


HAHAHAW! MITT I PRICK!

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