I'm a pretty calm dude before a show, but during the show I'm a loud obnoxious fucker who screams his lungs out in approval of great performances. And don't get in my fuckin way or space if I have a ticket with a seat number on it. I always seems to get seated next to some fat dude who reminds me of comic book guy from the Simpsons and is eatting Slim Jims during the show and doesn't really know any of the material that the headlining band is playing even though they've scored killer seats and thinks its alright to ask me questions during the performance... this just makes me scream even louder so as to try to make them shut the fuck up and possibly find another place to go.

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