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Head Villain
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posted January 15, 2007 17:01     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Biblical Curse Generator

"I pray thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, thou dabbler in abominations!"

Teeheehee

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String em up


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Hellrider
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posted January 15, 2007 17:28     Profile for Hellrider   Email Hellrider     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
LOL!!

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I hope you will be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, O ye breaker of the commandments!

Whereas it would be all right if you were to be thrown into a den of ORDINARY lions, of course.

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I pray thou shalt be kicked by an incontinent camel, O ye denizen of the underworld!

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"Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards." - R. A. Dickson


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Väinämöinen
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posted January 15, 2007 17:46     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Excellent link HV, thanks!

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Listen, thou creature of the pit, for you will beget difficult teenagers!

Hmm...It's been a while since I was actually in the pit, but I feel I belong there. I teach teenagers every now and then, and I have two kids who will eventually become teenagers, no doubt seriously difficult ones. The Internet Oracle has spoken to me!

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Tomorrow is the fear
Tomorrow disappears
Tomorrow is the fear
We are connected...


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Head Villain
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posted January 15, 2007 18:07     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Woe unto thee, O ye incompetent tax-collector, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!"

Yep... sounds about right too.
Well, perhaps not the tax-collector bit.

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String em up


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Hellrider
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posted January 15, 2007 18:13     Profile for Hellrider   Email Hellrider     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Behold, thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, thou who art a byword for idiocy!

Yum...

Hey, wait a minute - who's an idiot? Piss off!

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"Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards." - R. A. Dickson


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BlackCloud
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posted January 16, 2007 17:09     Profile for BlackCloud   Email BlackCloud     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
You mean Mos "Generator", don't you?

http://www.myspace.com/mosgenerator

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