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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted November 03, 2006 05:19     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful - isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"

Meanwhile, I can't get enough of
this.

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Der der der-der DER! Der der der-der DER! DER!


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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted November 03, 2006 07:18     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Trailer Park Boys Lego

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Der der der-der DER! Der der der-der DER! DER!


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Maldororz
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posted November 03, 2006 08:27     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Emlyn, you are a rollercoaster of entertainement!
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Head Villain
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posted November 03, 2006 12:43     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Why should you never shag a dwarf with learning difficulties?

Cos it's not big & it's not clever.

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String em up


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Slugaloo
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posted November 03, 2006 20:53     Profile for Slugaloo   Email Slugaloo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
You guys are too much! Dwarves? hmmmmmmmmmmm..............

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theres only so many double kick drum'd songs with singers shouting the F word you can take before it becomes extremely dull.


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