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Emlyn K Helicopter
VoivodFan
Member # 44

posted October 17, 2006 07:01

Hi, my name is Michael Hamer. Same name as this guy.

Front page of every national newspaper in the UK. My inbox is full to the brim from 'friends' of mine laughing their asses off.

Here's another Mike Hamer, but he's a good guy. I bought his record.

Anyone else here share a name with a stone cold killa/wheelchair dancer?

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Der der der-der DER! Der der der-der DER! DER!

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Delightful Little Capuchin Monkey
VoivodFan
Member # 65

posted October 17, 2006 07:49

There was a case involving a serial killer here in the states that was recently solved after many years. The guy was nicknamed 'BTK', which stood for bind-torture-kill. My initials are BTK. Oooooo.

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h
VoivodFan
Member # 8

posted October 17, 2006 11:10

"...battered with a frying pan..."

Are they aloud to make puns like that in the bbc?

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Head Villain
VoivodFan
Member # 524

posted October 17, 2006 12:31

Yeah, you'd think they'd get a roasting for that.

Anyway, my parents kindly named me after an ancient Australian bushman's practice of sticking one's cock into a rolled-up camping mattress.

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String em up

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BlackCloud
VoivodFan
Member # 122

posted October 17, 2006 15:30

Well, I did a google search and as it turns out I have multiple personalities, and trades! (and absolutely none of them are mine!)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Paul+English&btnG=Google+Search

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http://www.reverbnation.com/paulenglish

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Head Villain
VoivodFan
Member # 524

posted October 17, 2006 16:15

haha, same here, top of the list!

Beat you, ner-ner-ner

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=head+villain&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

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String em up

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X-D
VoivodFan
Member # 3

posted October 17, 2006 16:18

Haha, in namesake only, I am an actor, singer and songwriter from Newfoundland, Canada; an Irish poet and author; an Australian composer of "Modern Impressionistic Music"; and of course a doctor at the Yale University School of Medicine, Department of Cardiothoracic Surgery.

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I am a robot... bleep blop bloop

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Nuclear Vampire
VoivodFan
Member # 20

posted October 17, 2006 17:45

I am apparently a photographer of slightly minger-ish types and a few m.i.l.f.'s here and there. Based out of Iowa! Slipknot!

http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?P_ID=1423

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Skul
VoivodFan
Member # 19

posted October 17, 2006 20:10

One of my namesakes is selling realestate in the Montreal area. *shrugs*
Another one is a photographer in France or something.

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Maldororz
VoivodFan
Member # 186

posted October 18, 2006 08:55

Wow, according to my Google search, I was selected by the Los Angeles Kings round 9 #219 overall in the 1996 NHL Entry Draft. I also teach at the Psychology School of the Laval University. I'm also a member of the Association des diplômés en droit de l'Université de Montréal (ADDUM). I'm also a folk singer-songwriter from Fermont who'll be releasing an album, I also won at the Summer Fellowship Program in Science, Technology and Public Issues in Veterinary Medicine. I'm also a football player, and the organizer of a pataphysical congress (wait, that's REALLY me! boy, that was six years ago...). I'm also a math teacher, which is pretty funny, since I suck at maths.

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Slugaloo
VoivodFan
Member # 344

posted October 18, 2006 11:11

quote:
Originally posted by h:
"...battered with a frying pan..."
Are they allowed to make puns like that in the bbc?

ouch. that didn't register at first read thru. jeez, poor kid. what the hell is wrong with kids? Hmmm....heavy metal?
Doubt it.

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theres only so many double kick drum'd songs with singers shouting the F word you can take before it becomes extremely dull.

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St. Mike
VoivodFan
Member # 570

posted October 18, 2006 12:36

Oh man, this happened to me back in the late 80's, some guy named Michael Lindholm killed someone here in Washington State. I saw it in the paper and thought "Fuck...That's not cool." I remember my folks joking about it to me.
That sucked...

St.

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ARE YOU MORBID?

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