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Maldororz
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posted July 17, 2006 09:56     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
See the list:
HERE

...and take the test:

ARE YOU IN THE WORST BAND IN THE WORLD?
Take this simple multiple-choice quiz and save yourself some embarrassment!

1 How long is your drummer’s solo?
a) He doesn’t get one.
b) A couple minutes is all, and it’s very funky.
c) Which of our drummers are you talking about?

2 What is the secret of your success?
a) Inspiration.
b) Perspiration.
c) Butchering old soul classics in a manner beloved by middle-aged housewives and the mentally unwell.

3 How many times has your band’s lineup changed?
a) Never happened, dude. If anyone left, it just wouldn’t be the same.
b) A few. It’s so hard to find a good accordionist.
c) 1,179.

4 The name of your band is…
a) A favorite phrase from a William S. Burroughs novel.
b) An action verb, followed by an even number.
c) Indistinguishable from that of an accounting firm.

5 What is your favorite subject matter for lyrics?
a) The pain of loving.
b) The joy of drinking.
c) Dragons. Or dungeons. But mostly dragons.

IF YOU ANSWERED…
Mostly a): Congratulations! You’re in a good band.
Mostly b): Commiserations! You’re in a not-very-good band.
Mostly c): What’s that sucking sound? Oh, it’s you.


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Jacque Luminous
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posted July 17, 2006 10:27     Profile for Jacque Luminous   Email Jacque Luminous     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Damn, ELP 2nd worst band of all time? NOT! Tho' it was kinda funny seeing Manowar listed...
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nothingface
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posted July 18, 2006 01:41     Profile for nothingface   Email nothingface     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I feel better. Aside from Primus, I agree with the entire list. In fact, it could have been longer.
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shargraves
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posted July 18, 2006 09:02     Profile for shargraves   Email shargraves     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Any glance at the top 50 in any singles chart is a more accurate list!

kylie, take that, robbie williams, black eyed peas, cheeky girls, et al

Its a bit disingenuous to have actual musicians in the worst list. Lazy journos!

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Steven Hargraves
Rhythm Guitar in Monstrance
https://www.facebook.com/monstranceofficial


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Maldororz
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posted July 19, 2006 08:37     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I absolutely love this line:

quote:
c) Dragons. Or dungeons. But mostly dragons.

Reminds me of this guy:


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