Last weekend, Canadian metal fan Jesse Maggrah was hit by a freight train, and survived.

The 20-year-old had been walking by the tracks listening to Norwegian black metallers Gorgorothon his walkman, and didn't hear the train's horn until it was too late.

Jesse survived with only a couple of broken bones. He remembers walking, and then finding himself on the ground. "I thought, 'Holy crap, dude, you just got hit by a train.'"

Could Satan have intervened? "Maybe the metal gods were smiling on me,” says Jesse. “They didn't want one of their true warriors to die on them."

Satan would certainly approve of Gorgoroth. The band, formed in 1992 by Satanist rockers Infemous, Hat and Goat were charged last year in Poland with religious defilement. Their gig in Kracow had used 100 litres of blood, seven impaled sheep heads, sheep entrails around the musicians and hooded naked women on crucifixes.

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Man hit by train faces $287 fine
By SARAH KENNEDY, CALGARY SUN
April 21, 2006

Not only was Jesse Maggrah hit by a train, now he has to pay for it.

The 20-year-old was walking along the Canadian Pacific Railway tracks south of Red Deer on April 16, listening to a CD when he was struck by the train and thrown into a ditch.

He suffered only cuts and bruises and a couple of broken ribs, but CPR police believe he may need something more to learn his lesson.

Jumping out of an Airplane while listening to
Voivod is also recommended.
Leave the parachute on the plane though. It creates a bigger impact.

Driving a car into a brick wall while listening to Prong doesnt always work,
so i suggest Motorhead instead.

Shooting yourself in the head while listening to ELO is the best experience for the discerning music listener.
I have done this too but missed because my crazy Acid Jazz loving Dog jumped on me thinking i was a big steak.
This reminds me...getting half eaten by a dog while listening to ELO is NOT suggested.

But back to Gorgoroth.
They are by far one of my favorite bands and one of the best in Black Metal.
(This of course being my biased opinion.)

I cant wait for the new CD to come out here in June!
That and the new Voivod.

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Originally posted by Number 6:
If you DO decide to walk on the train tracks...Gorgoroth is the best thing to listen to.
I have done this before but while listening to Vader...and it didnt get the same results.

Jumping out of an Airplane while listening to
Voivod is also recommended.
Leave the parachute on the plane though. It creates a bigger impact.

Driving a car into a brick wall while listening to Prong doesnt always work,
so i suggest Motorhead instead.

Shooting yourself in the head while listening to ELO is the best experience for the discerning music listener.
I have done this too but missed because my crazy Acid Jazz loving Dog jumped on me thinking i was a big steak.
This reminds me...getting half eaten by a dog while listening to ELO is NOT suggested.

But back to Gorgoroth.
They are by far one of my favorite bands and one of the best in Black Metal.
(This of course being my biased opinion.)

I cant wait for the new CD to come out here in June!
That and the new Voivod.

Bless you Nia for this thread and of course PRAISE SATAN!

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Originally posted by Number 6:
Driving a car into a brick wall while listening to Prong doesnt always work,
so i suggest Motorhead instead.

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True story, when I ran my car into a brick wall back in 96 Metallica's "Wherever I Roam" or whatever the fuck it's called was on the radio...It all became so clear after I heard him say "Until I lay my head in stone"

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