Courtesy (again) of Michael on Myspace, bless 'im A four-year-old girl's fourth birthday party was ruined when her new doll started swearing.
Alicia Bell's talking doll sang "a**e, a**e we all fall down" instead of "atishoo, atishoo we all fall down".
Her shocked mum Sam, 22, confiscated the toy but Alicia had already learnt the new word, says the Mirror.
Sam, from Peterborough, said: "We'll be in town and Alicia starts shouting 'a**e, a**e', it's so embarrassing."
Alicia's uncle Richard, 20, bought the £7.49 doll called Rosie at Toys 'R' Us.
Maker Character Options, which has sold 300,000 of the dolls in the UK, said: "We suggest they return it to our customer relations team to assess."
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