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Topic: Having fun with Blabbermouth!
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Maldororz
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posted January 18, 2006 15:11
    
Ok, the game is simple. Just take some Blabbermouth headlines and add your stupid comments!Let's start with today's news: EDDIE VAN HALEN Has 'A Lot Of Good Music Left' In Him: TOTO Guitarist LUKATHER
(as if a Toto guitarist would know anything about good music) Former NINE INCH NAILS Drummer To Release NEARLY Debut
(COOL! I can't wait to... hey, didn't they just have a drum machine?) KORN Guitarist: 'It's Not Just Going To Be Another Tour'
(yes, it's just gonna be another tour) DEFTONES Drummer: 'I Can't Wait Until The New Album Comes Out'
(he's of course refering to the new Celtic Frost) MEGADETH Mainman Schedules NAMM Signing Sessions
(then writes his grocery list) KROKUS Announce New Drummer
(Their drum machine left for a solo career) AXL ROSE Breaks His Silence: People Will Hear New GUNS N' ROSES Music This Year
(a new greatest hits compilation!) This was the news, boys and girls!
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Megz
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posted January 18, 2006 22:11
Let me try!HAMMERFALL Join Forces With Swedish Women's Curling Team For 'Hearts On Fire' Video (now THERE'S a must-see)  -------------------- ummm.....I got nothin' today :-(
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Slaytanic
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posted January 19, 2006 07:59
Hm.Hmmmmmmmm. Let's try. GOAT HORN: New Album Will Rival METALLICA's 'Master Of Puppets' (wake up, sonny, you're late for school!)  -------------------- "Forty-five moments of perfection translated through a cautionary escape into the perils of the mundane, the inherent entropy in ultimate order, and the potential threats of eternal, unchecked apathy in civilization; all cloaked in musical expression so thoughtful, creative and forward thinking that almost a quarter-century later, few can even comprehend it, much less match it." (autothrall)
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pppaaaüüülll
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posted January 19, 2006 09:22
BURST Bassist Recounts Recent Meeting With SLAYER's KERRY KING - Jan. 19, 2006
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pppaaaüüülll
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posted January 20, 2006 17:00
FORCE OF EVIL: Live Video Posted Online - Jan. 20, 2006Force of Evil ????? how about Evil Forces............ Eric Forrest fucking rulez. -------------------- trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr
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Skul
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posted January 23, 2006 15:22
The funniest shit ever on BBmouth lately is that moronic, "punchy" glory-hound who posts in just about every voivod related items and who claims to have all the "inside" voivod info - while in fact he gets his facts from Ron's blog (yep!).Choice quote: "(...)Is there going to be a replacement guy? You'll have to ask me directly. What style and how does the new Voivod album sounds? You'll also have to ask me directly. I don't feel like making the effort to keep up with bbmouth news pace. Ask me or read my posts." Ask you directly? And who the fuck are you again? Talk about being self-important! Shut the fuck up, you wannabe! That's comedy right there. Perhaps we should start a whole new thread, like "Idiots of the Web" or something.
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Maldororz
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posted January 25, 2006 13:45
And do you know who this is, Skul? Anyone we know?More fun: SEBASTIAN BACH: 'Progress On New CD Is Coming Along Great'
Meanwhile, Wolfang Mozart is still trying to figure out how a wax cylinder works. TESTAMENT: SADUS Drummer JON ALLEN To Sit Behind Kit For Upcoming Shows
...and maybe he'll get to play too! SENTENCED Nominated In Three Categories At FINNISH METAL AWARDS
In other news, NOMINATED is sentenced to three years in a Finnish prison.
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10 MINUTES is too long!)
posted January 20, 2006 21:44
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