quote:Originally posted by Ne0rC: Probly just a million times easier just to get a minidisc or mp3 player.
Dude, look at his "Bike". That is not a vehicle. I'm supposin' he has no vehicle. Prolly he's a bit on the unable to afford a mini-disc/mp3 player end of the pay scale. Although, he does seem to have a compOOter. BUT...I like the flashing prompters he manages to throw enough of those in there...I mean. You know, just in case his readers lose track of where they're at.
Oh and this classic bit of advice: Find a familiar and safe area to test-drive your bike. Ensure you are carrying a roll of packing tape for the first few days to fix any bugs that turn up. Some walkman may sound a little funny when going over bumps - you may want to invest in a anti-rolling walkman if this is a problem.
posted December 30, 2005 20:23
Fuck, there is this guy I see on my way to work in the summer who has a fucking massive ghetto blaster strapped on to the handlebars of his bike AND a gigantic home-made wooden spaeker on the back righ tbehind the seat and he rides around blasting shitty '80's rap an ridiculously loud volumes at 5:30 in the morning. It's the fucking goofiest thing you could ever hope to see. It's like he's over geekified for a movie or something. I think the dude is a little retarded, honestly. It's a wonder the fucker hasn't gotten a ticket for noise pollution, but if he IS retarded, maybe the cops feel sorry for him.
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posted December 31, 2005 23:25
quote:Originally posted by Nuclear Vampire: I think the dude is a little retarded, honestly. It's a wonder the fucker hasn't gotten a ticket for noise pollution, but if he IS retarded, maybe the cops feel sorry for him.
Best story to end 2 0 0 5. Out with a bang of cheery laughter! Hooray.
posted December 29, 2005 22:09
