Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus

10. She refers to your bed as "Santa's Workshop".

9. An elf comes by the house to drop off a pair of her earrings.

8. Your new baby has white hair and a beard.

7. She smells like a combination of peppermints sticks and reindeerchow.

6. Instead of mailing your children's letters to Santa, she juststuffs themin her bra.

5. Paramedics need jaws of life to get the two of them out of yourchimney.

4. Lately, she's been commuting to work in a flying sled.

3. She keeps saying, "Not tonight -- visions of sugarplums are dancingin myhead."

2. For Christmas, your kids receive something called, "TheYour-Daddy-SucksDoll".

1. During sex she shouts, "Ho, ho, ho!"

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