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Topic: How Was YourSaturday Night?
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Nuclear Vampire
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posted July 17, 2005 13:24
    
Fucking storm here was nuts with 175 kmh winds, hail, torrential rains and shit. I took the family downstairs as this was prime tornado weather. It's 2am at this time. I fucking go to check my sump pump under the stairs coz it's working really hard and I bash the top of my fucking head on the underside of the stairs, splitting my head open. Blood starts gushing down my face and I totally have to get this looked at. My neighbour was cool enough to drive me there so my wife could stay home with the kids. I didn't want to drag them outside in this shit. The streets were flooding, there were trees blown over everywhere and powerlines down in several places along the way. We saw 2 transformers explode on one of the main roads! The whole time, my head is bleeding profusely and his little car is up to the fucking doors in water! We got to the hospital and I got him to drop me off. I said I'd find my way home later. The doctor said he didn't want to put stitches in coz of the shape of the cut, so he uses this medical glue that stings like a bitch. Then I had to get a tetanus shot too, coz it's been like 20 years since my last one. I called my wife when I was done at @3:30 am and she packed the kids in the van and came to get me. The storm was over at this point. Most of the water has drained off the streets and into the sewers, but there's signs and trees down everywhere. I did a check of my house and nothing's damaged here, but my neighbour who drove me to the hospital wasn't so lucky. His patio cover thing blew off and smashed his back window! There's glass all over his deck. The guy across the street from me just built a brand new shed for his lawn equipment and it's fucking gone. It's just a pile of garbage now. So, how did you spend your Saturday night.
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted July 17, 2005 16:39
Well, Mrs. Helicopter woke me up at 3am because there was 'something in the garden'. Turns out it was a Shetland Pony (the dinky little ones that dwarfs/monkeys ride at shows). He broke out of wherever he was and came to talk to my horses, one of which is in heat. People that don't know horses see a Shetland Pony and go 'ah, cute', but people who know horses look at them and say 'you cunning, spiteful evil little bastard!'. This little Stalion was so horny I honestly thought it had five legs. My American Standard (full size) isn't even that big down there, and he looked a bit miffed. The other one, the mare in heat, looked interested. We managed to catch him before he destroyed Mrs. Helicopters new pride-and-joy vegetable patch and slung his evil little ass into a stable (with some hay) where he wined and squeeled until the sun came up. His owners, some new people down the lane, had been up looking for him since 5am, so they came and picked him up. Next week he has an appointment with the Vet's Castration Sheers, apparently. Ok Nuke, it wasn't a patch on yours but it's sure as fuck never happened to me before. Invaded by a horny fucking dwarf horse, I ask you. -------------------- Der der der-der DER! Der der der-der DER! DER!
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posted July 18, 2005 17:50
posted July 20, 2005 10:39
