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Topic: The Surrealist Compliment Generator
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Head Villain
VoivodFan
Member # 524
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posted June 18, 2005 00:23
    
Need to write a love letter?
Check it out!!Surrealist Compliment Generator ..or even if Snake ever gets writer's block.. *smack*  just kidding! Some of the better ones: "You wear your ears well, true to the testament of loose fitting flesh." "Your dandruff falls like the fixtures within a scenic railway passing through a thousand bearded rainbows." "May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill." Enjoy! -------------------- String em up
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Slaytanic
VoivodFan
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posted June 18, 2005 00:38
"Troglodyte kidneys measure your eyes in sardonic spasms not unlike the movements of an albatross buried in creosote.""Il mio cuore batte per te come un trattore al minimo." "Madam, what a handsome moustashe you wear!" Awesome! -------------------- "Forty-five moments of perfection translated through a cautionary escape into the perils of the mundane, the inherent entropy in ultimate order, and the potential threats of eternal, unchecked apathy in civilization; all cloaked in musical expression so thoughtful, creative and forward thinking that almost a quarter-century later, few can even comprehend it, much less match it." (autothrall)
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VoivodFan
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posted June 18, 2005 00:44
Hey, weren't these from Nothingface? "My elbow sockets sharpen pencils when you pass by on divine fumes of industrial combustion." "Your face does bend even the most anorexic mirror into a sensuous playground of muscular spasms." "Thine integral refractions upon a lump of coal exhibit multiple pulmonary geysers." -------------------- String em up
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