I know someone who's fucked all of Dark Funeral.

Just out of morbid curiosity really .. can anyone beat that?? .. this could turn into a black metal version of popbitch really hahahahhaaa

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Not a big deal, but she was like 16 at the time. He thought she was 19. Scandalous!

I know 2 chicks who went backstage to see Metallica on the Puppets tour. They were 15 or 16. Wouldn't admit to any naughty behaviour, of course.

Al Jourgenson gave me a kiss on the cheek once, that's pretty tame really, no wild gangbanging exploits sadly. I should have grabbed his arse or something, missed my chance now. boring.
Also I got my top lifted up while stagediving - many times, before I realised.. rather drunk I was - so perhaps all of Obituary have seen my tits.
I still can't think of anything else that tops all of Dark Funeral though, Hahahhaaaaa!! I am deeply jealous!

But on the other hand (Oh hahahahahaa) The ex-guitarist from Korn has a Jesus tattoo on his hand, which keeps him from masturbating, apparantly. Speculations abound as to whether he just has to put on a rubber glove, or to use his other hand. Er, bless him.

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