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VoivodFan
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posted February 19, 2005 10:20
    
haha! My parents being doctors, they have both seen a lot of this sort of thing, people often come in with objects stuck up their arse that they can't remove. The best bit of the job, apparantly, is listening to the stories that patients make up to explain it, ie -
"I was doing my housework naked, doctor, & I slipped & fell over onto this ketchup bottle, & it went straight up my bum," etc etc
My mother had one patient with a shampoo bottle stuck up his arse, she says they had to pierce the bottle to get it out again.
My ex, on the other hand, didn't bother going to the doctor about it, he says he waited til he needed to shit & just shat it out again. Nice!  -------------------- String em up
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