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Juan87
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posted February 12, 2005 00:22     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Heimdall:
In Sepultura's "Nomad" right after the breakdown with noises of people merrily chatting, the voice fades back in, saying
"Echoes in the ancient tribes..."
I can't help but laugh when I hear
"M'a t'casser 'es dents!" (I'll break your teeth)

That is actually quite logical, in retrospect, if they meant it

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posted February 12, 2005 04:54     Profile for BlackCloud   Email BlackCloud     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Maldorrröööaaarrr:
and the classic
"Why do I dream of guys?" from that song on Angel Rat.

Yeah!! I brought that "one liner" up as a thread a couple of years ago...no one seemed to get the joke though...instead they were to busy defending their "hetero-ism"

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Head Villain
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posted February 14, 2005 11:45     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Emlyn K Helicopter:
I pretty much misheard every single lyric on Dimmension Hatross - only found out when I got the words recently. Yes, he really is saying 'who's dog?'.

So...The Voivod uses 'powerful magnets' and gets protons to meet antiprotons at the speed of light to create: Dimmension Hatross!! In he goes, and by the second song finds a wayward puppy who's home he must find in time for Side Two.


On the bus to the local lost dog's home, he encounters a primitive tribe of over-enthusiastic rhinoplasty specialists:

"Still twisting & suggesting
Some passengers
Play with my nose.."
(Psychic Vacuum)

And my theory that Eric got kicked out of VV for being too Satanic is replaced by another - it seems he left as he was fed up with the guys farting on the tour bus:

"Toxic vapours
They are arseholes"
(Mercury)

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Heimdall
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posted February 14, 2005 21:52     Profile for Heimdall   Email Heimdall     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Soft Machine:
haha... crisse qu'es bonne

tu l'as entendu?

c'est pas possible comme c'est juste parfait...

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Head Villain
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posted February 18, 2005 18:58     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Dear oh dear.. more explosive toilet humour courtesy of Coroner -

"My farts are radical
& I don't hesitate to spray"

(semtex revolution)

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Head Villain
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posted March 05, 2005 17:24     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
check this one out
www.rathergood.com/george

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Heimdall
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posted March 09, 2005 22:14     Profile for Heimdall   Email Heimdall     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Found a few more today while listening to "Reign in Blood"
In "Altar of Sacrifice"
Dream of the French you'll see
In "Angel of Death" (not sick enough to have thought of that one, but a friend remarked it to me... striking)
Infamous... footjob... angel of death!

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Head Villain
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posted March 14, 2005 08:06     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
More lsd-induced Coroner-deafness (don't try this at home)..

start of Mistress of Deception-
"Club feet, her eyes on strings
Walrus, loving mints"

Son of Lilith-
"I really suck, I've got to moon in my face"

Tunnel of Pain-
"Quick! Get stoned, & replace my bollock
Quick! Get stoned, & replace my asshole
Quick! Get stoned, & replace my porn
Quick! Get stoned, & replace it all"

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Seeate
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posted March 14, 2005 14:29     Profile for Seeate   Email Seeate     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
TOUR KNEE DOUGH!
TOUR KNEE DOUGH!


From Tornado by Voivod


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Head Villain
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posted March 15, 2005 17:29     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Methinks Eric should reduce his drug intake, it seems to be causing him to have visions of god in a most disturbing manner.

Project:Failing Flesh - Taste of the Lie

"Swallowed a line!
Bollock Divine!!!"

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Head Villain
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posted March 15, 2005 18:04     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
and whatever your opinions of Simply Red, I challenge you not to laugh at these clips-
www.rathergood.com/bunny_too_tight/
www.rathergood.com/holding/

& the rabbit's revenge... www.rathergood.com/mickey/

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posted March 16, 2005 02:46     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Glad to see I'm not the only one with a duck thing here.. on the P:FF version of Warhead, I hear...

"MOORHEN!"

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Nuclear Vampire
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posted March 20, 2005 15:00     Profile for Nuclear Vampire   Email Nuclear Vampire     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
In the Accept song Winter Dreams, I could never figure out what Udo was singing in the part after the second chorus. He says:

The world seems so clear
Like a wonderful diamond


But it always sounded like

The world seems so clean
Like a womans vagina


.............


There's a guy who works with me, who has a buddy that's some rock DJ in Australia. He used to be a DJ here, and (so the story goes) one day he gets a call...

DJ: "92 Citi FM, who's this?"

Ernie: "It's Ernie"

DJ: "And what song do you wanna hear, Ernie?"

Ernie: "Could you play that song about 'Slow Talkin' Walter'?"

DJ: "What song?"

Ernie: "You know," as he sings to tune of a famous Deep Purple chorus "Slow Talkin' Walter - The Fire-Engine Guy"




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Head Villain
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posted March 30, 2005 05:15     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Another one from Phobos. Apologies, I'm probably ruining this album for a few people

from Neutrino-
"Stroll
Like a troll"

I notice Mr .net has started a "most intelligent lyrics" thread. Does anyone here have the rest of the lyrics to Mr Bungle's Girls of Porn, so I can post them there? (if I'm not barred already, hahaha ) The only bit I can remember from the song is "There's girls who like to pee & poo, & guys who'd love to fuck your shoe." Then they can have a pseud-intellectual discussion about what a retard Mike Patton is, eh. Erm.
I feel this is about what it deserves. Shouldn't rise to it really.

Perhaps I'm wrong here, but I get the impression that the band quite enjoy playing their fans off against each other. Like it's not bad enough that they insult our intelligence by trying to have us mindlessly parrot on about how the last album is the best thing they've ever done. My god we must be a bunch of cretins.

Ranty ranty rant, at this time of the morning. rant rant rant.

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pppaaaüüülll
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posted March 30, 2005 16:26     Profile for pppaaaüüülll   Email pppaaaüüülll     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Head Villain:
Another one from Phobos. Apologies, I'm probably ruining this album for a few people

from Neutrino-
"Stroll
Like a troll"

I notice Mr .net has started a "most intelligent lyrics" thread. Does anyone here have the rest of the lyrics to Mr Bungle's Girls of Porn, so I can post them there? (if I'm not barred already, hahaha ) The only bit I can remember from the song is "There's girls who like to pee & poo, & guys who'd love to fuck your shoe." Then they can have a pseud-intellectual discussion about what a retard Mike Patton is, eh. Erm.
I feel this is about what it deserves. Shouldn't rise to it really.

Perhaps I'm wrong here, but I get the impression that the band quite enjoy playing their fans off against each other. Like it's not bad enough that they insult our intelligence by trying to have us mindlessly parrot on about how the last album is the best thing they've ever done. My god we must be a bunch of cretins.

Ranty ranty rant, at this time of the morning. rant rant rant.


In some occasions i am glad my english is that bad that i cannot really hear what is sung at all. Even if i hve the lyrics to the songs i do not know what the hell it is about --> Nothingface..... for example.

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Head Villain
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posted April 01, 2005 20:01     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Or if you don't have Girls of Porn, the lyrics for my fave Zappa song Titties & Beer would do nicely
Sorry again to rant guys, going off-topic a bit, i'm a miserable arsehole & smartarses annoy me. Smartarses & people with their stupid fucking politics who take cheap shots! grr.

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posted April 01, 2005 23:19     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by paul:
In some occasions i am glad my english is that bad that i cannot really hear what is sung at all. Even if i hve the lyrics to the songs i do not know what the hell it is about --> Nothingface..... for example.

Sorry Paul, guess I just ruined Mr Bungle for you there.

I would love it if there was a booklet with each VV album explaining the lyrics & story in detail. I am too lazy to spend my life scouring the internet & all the metal mags out there for interviews! But everyone must have their own mental image of what is going on through the songs, when they hear the lyrics. So perhaps it is better not to know the exact meaning of every lyric, it leaves something to the imagination? I don't find this so much the case with the lyrics of other bands.
Not sure I'm explaining myself very well here! sorry. It is frustrating to try to put mental images into words without waffling & sounding like a twat.

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posted April 07, 2005 04:43     Profile for Hypercube   Email Hypercube     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The singer of Einstürzende Neubauten told on stage, that he had read in the newspaper in the early eigthies, that they have made a song against the hunger in the world. The writer misunderstood the following lyrics:

"Fütter mein Ego"
(Feed my ego)

he understood:

"Fütter mein Neger"
(Feed my negro)


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Maldororz
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posted April 07, 2005 09:28     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Head Villain:
Or if you don't have Girls of Porn, the lyrics for my fave Zappa song Titties & Beer would do nicely

Here ya go, my favorite part of Titties'n'Beer:

quote:
Terry Bozzio (as the Devil): What's your story?
Frank Zappa: Well, most people are afraid of you, see? They don't know how stupid you are . . . I happen to know that you jack off to a picture of Punky Meadows when you get home . . .
Terry: Grrah . . . Stupid . . . Grrh . . .
FZ: You know . . . ever since that guy told you that he contained more fluid than Jeff Beck you've been tryin' to outdo him . . . Awright, look, I'm gonna say one thing to you . . . this may not register right away, but let me say this . . . I'm only interested in two things
Terry: Yeah . . .
FZ: See if you can guess what they are
Terry: I would think . . . uh . . . let's see, maybe . . . uh . . .
FZ: Well, I'll give you . . .
Terry: Stravinsky . . . and, uh . . .
FZ: I'll give you two clues . . .
Terry: . . . let's see . . . uh . . .
FZ: Let go of your pickle
Terry: What?
FZ: Let go of your pickle!
Terry: I'm not holding my pickle
FZ: Well, who's holding your pickle then?
Terry: I don't know . . . ha! She's out in the audience . . . Hey, Dale, would you like to come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this weird man out here on the stage?
FZ: I'm only interested in two things, that's titties and beer, you know what I mean?
Terry: What?
FZ: Yeah . . .
Terry: Titties and beer?
FZ: Titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer . . .
Terry: (Growling) Whoa, I don't know if you're the right guy!
FZ: . . . titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer . . .


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posted April 07, 2005 09:32     Profile for Skul   Email Skul     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Something that i totally forgot in my listing of "Omg its like something in french"...

Anthrax - Sects (Attack Of The Killer B's).

Sounds like they repeatedly say "On fait-tu d'la coke à soir?" (Are we doing coke tonight?).


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posted April 07, 2005 23:57     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Thanx 4 that Mal!

had a quick listen of the new Napalm Death album earlier, I'm sure I kept hearing "Simon's a dickhead" being repeated over & over in the first track.

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posted April 09, 2005 17:25     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Found some beauties here!! Check out the Pestilence lyrics

MORE MISHEARD LYRICS

Mike I had to add yer Obituary lyrics to the list!

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Head Villain
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posted April 13, 2005 19:50     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Can anyone listen to Therion's Arrow From The Sun without hearing the words "Gay Bar" being repeated over & over?

Found some nice alternative lyrics to Nile's Unas, Slayer of the Gods -

Anus, layer of the logs

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posted April 13, 2005 20:10     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
and some more, Emperor ones. These are not Politically Correct I warn you!

Curse ye all nigs

I am the black niggaaaaz

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Head Villain
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posted May 18, 2005 16:20     Profile for Head Villain   Email Head Villain     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Mayhem's Grand Declaration of War-

Christendom!
Religion of pigeon!

It's even got a fucking pigeon on the album cover

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