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Head Villain
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posted February 14, 2005 11:45
quote: Originally posted by Emlyn K Helicopter: I pretty much misheard every single lyric on Dimmension Hatross - only found out when I got the words recently. Yes, he really is saying 'who's dog?'. So...The Voivod uses 'powerful magnets' and gets protons to meet antiprotons at the speed of light to create: Dimmension Hatross!! In he goes, and by the second song finds a wayward puppy who's home he must find in time for Side Two.
On the bus to the local lost dog's home, he encounters a primitive tribe of over-enthusiastic rhinoplasty specialists: "Still twisting & suggesting Some passengers Play with my nose.." (Psychic Vacuum) And my theory that Eric got kicked out of VV for being too Satanic is replaced by another - it seems he left as he was fed up with the guys farting on the tour bus: "Toxic vapours They are arseholes" (Mercury) -------------------- String em up
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Heimdall
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posted February 14, 2005 21:52
quote: Originally posted by Soft Machine: haha... crisse qu'es bonne
tu l'as entendu? c'est pas possible comme c'est juste parfait... -------------------- The demons are so creative...
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Head Villain
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posted February 18, 2005 18:58
Dear oh dear.. more explosive toilet humour courtesy of Coroner -"My farts are radical & I don't hesitate to spray" (semtex revolution) -------------------- String em up
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Head Villain
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posted March 15, 2005 17:29
Methinks Eric should reduce his drug intake, it seems to be causing him to have visions of god in a most disturbing manner.Project:Failing Flesh - Taste of the Lie "Swallowed a line! Bollock Divine!!!" -------------------- String em up
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Nuclear Vampire
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posted March 20, 2005 15:00
In the Accept song Winter Dreams, I could never figure out what Udo was singing in the part after the second chorus. He says:The world seems so clear Like a wonderful diamond But it always sounded like
The world seems so clean Like a womans vagina .............
There's a guy who works with me, who has a buddy that's some rock DJ in Australia. He used to be a DJ here, and (so the story goes) one day he gets a call...
DJ: "92 Citi FM, who's this?" Ernie: "It's Ernie" DJ: "And what song do you wanna hear, Ernie?" Ernie: "Could you play that song about 'Slow Talkin' Walter'?" DJ: "What song?" Ernie: "You know," as he sings to tune of a famous Deep Purple chorus "Slow Talkin' Walter - The Fire-Engine Guy"
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pppaaaüüülll
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posted March 30, 2005 16:26
quote: Originally posted by Head Villain: Another one from Phobos. Apologies, I'm probably ruining this album for a few people from Neutrino- "Stroll Like a troll" I notice Mr .net has started a "most intelligent lyrics" thread. Does anyone here have the rest of the lyrics to Mr Bungle's Girls of Porn, so I can post them there? (if I'm not barred already, hahaha ) The only bit I can remember from the song is "There's girls who like to pee & poo, & guys who'd love to fuck your shoe." Then they can have a pseud-intellectual discussion about what a retard Mike Patton is, eh. Erm. I feel this is about what it deserves. Shouldn't rise to it really. Perhaps I'm wrong here, but I get the impression that the band quite enjoy playing their fans off against each other. Like it's not bad enough that they insult our intelligence by trying to have us mindlessly parrot on about how the last album is the best thing they've ever done. My god we must be a bunch of cretins. Ranty ranty rant, at this time of the morning. rant rant rant.
In some occasions i am glad my english is that bad that i cannot really hear what is sung at all. Even if i hve the lyrics to the songs i do not know what the hell it is about --> Nothingface..... for example. -------------------- trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr ta trrrrr
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Maldororz
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posted April 07, 2005 09:28
quote: Originally posted by Head Villain: Or if you don't have Girls of Porn, the lyrics for my fave Zappa song Titties & Beer would do nicely
Here ya go, my favorite part of Titties'n'Beer: quote: Terry Bozzio (as the Devil): What's your story? Frank Zappa: Well, most people are afraid of you, see? They don't know how stupid you are . . . I happen to know that you jack off to a picture of Punky Meadows when you get home . . . Terry: Grrah . . . Stupid . . . Grrh . . . FZ: You know . . . ever since that guy told you that he contained more fluid than Jeff Beck you've been tryin' to outdo him . . . Awright, look, I'm gonna say one thing to you . . . this may not register right away, but let me say this . . . I'm only interested in two things Terry: Yeah . . . FZ: See if you can guess what they are Terry: I would think . . . uh . . . let's see, maybe . . . uh . . . FZ: Well, I'll give you . . . Terry: Stravinsky . . . and, uh . . . FZ: I'll give you two clues . . . Terry: . . . let's see . . . uh . . . FZ: Let go of your pickle Terry: What? FZ: Let go of your pickle! Terry: I'm not holding my pickle FZ: Well, who's holding your pickle then? Terry: I don't know . . . ha! She's out in the audience . . . Hey, Dale, would you like to come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this weird man out here on the stage? FZ: I'm only interested in two things, that's titties and beer, you know what I mean? Terry: What? FZ: Yeah . . . Terry: Titties and beer? FZ: Titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer . . . Terry: (Growling) Whoa, I don't know if you're the right guy! FZ: . . . titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer . . .
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Head Villain
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posted April 13, 2005 19:50
Can anyone listen to Therion's Arrow From The Sun without hearing the words "Gay Bar" being repeated over & over?Found some nice alternative lyrics to Nile's Unas, Slayer of the Gods - Anus, layer of the logs -------------------- String em up
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