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Ynys Trebes
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posted October 14, 2004 15:14     Profile for Ynys Trebes   Email Ynys Trebes     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Most interesting interview found here: Profanatica Interview

Do you kill things???
"No, I've never killed anything. There are people that I want to kill definetely and maybe will kill. But I haven't so far."

What do you think of love?
"I don't know - I love sodomy."

Ever crave raw flesh??
"Flesh of nuns fat ass. That's about it."

You like asses?
"I love ass! Ass is my main perversion. Sodomy is illegal and it's definetely the best part of a woman. There's no question about it! There should be no such thing as pussy! They smell and they're only to pee out of. Ass is the real deal! I love ass!!"

Are you into oral-anal sex???
"YES!! I definetely eat ass. I eat shit and ass!!"

Seems like a nice guy, don't you think?

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Megz
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posted October 14, 2004 15:28     Profile for Megz   Email Megz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
His knowledge of female anatomy is definitely lacking a little. Which is completely unsurprising, I might add...

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ummm.....I got nothin' today :-(

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Slaytanic
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posted October 14, 2004 23:10     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ynys Trebes:
"I definetely eat ass. I eat shit and ass!!"

Aaaah, a gourmet!

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schroeder
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posted October 14, 2004 23:12     Profile for schroeder   Email schroeder     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I wonder if a guy like that could even get a real woman, much less even know what one smell like.

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yawn

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Slugaloo
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posted October 16, 2004 01:07     Profile for Slugaloo   Email Slugaloo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
How many women have these losers had?
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nun!

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theres only so many double kick drum'd songs with singers shouting the F word you can take before it becomes extremely dull.

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Va¢ärmeS
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posted November 12, 2004 01:20     Profile for Va¢ärmeS   Email Va¢ärmeS     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Some funny ones

Want more? go HERE

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LyKcantropen
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posted November 12, 2004 02:30     Profile for LyKcantropen   Email LyKcantropen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
LOL! Black metal cooking! Not so sure on "true Aryan garden work", mind.

Cheers for that, brightened up my morning.

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The Neverman
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posted November 12, 2004 03:14     Profile for The Neverman   Email The Neverman     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

ROTFL!!!

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Maldororz
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posted November 12, 2004 08:47     Profile for Maldororz   Email Maldororz     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Ping pong ist Krieeeeeeeeeeg!!"

LOL!

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nunoPT
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posted November 12, 2004 09:54     Profile for nunoPT   Email nunoPT     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slugbutt:
How many women have these losers had?
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nun!

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Luna
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posted November 12, 2004 10:23     Profile for Luna   Email Luna     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Awesome! I love this thread!
The lawnmower pic...ha haha ha ha ha!
I can't get enough. Why is the guy's penis a-blur? Dammit!

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What the fuck is wrong with drinking tea?

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schroeder
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posted November 12, 2004 18:17     Profile for schroeder   Email schroeder     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Luna:
Awesome! I love this thread!
The lawnmower pic...ha haha ha ha ha!
I can't get enough. Why is the guy's penis a-blur? Dammit!

Maybe it's not really 'blurred' Luna All the deth metal makeup freaks have their genitals altered to look like that!!!

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yawn

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Ne0rC
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posted November 12, 2004 19:22     Profile for Ne0rC   Email Ne0rC     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by schroeder:
Maybe it's not really 'blurred' Luna All the deth metal makeup freaks have their genitals altered to look like that!!!

Thats HORRIBLE, but funny.

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Luna
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posted November 13, 2004 17:03     Profile for Luna   Email Luna     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by schroeder:
Maybe it's not really 'blurred' Luna All the deth metal makeup freaks have their genitals altered to look like that!!!

ha ha. This is my favorite thread. Please post more blurry Black Metallers.

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What the fuck is wrong with drinking tea?

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metallica1981
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posted November 13, 2004 19:09     Profile for metallica1981   Email metallica1981     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
the kitchen one is pretty damn funny
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Heimdall
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posted November 13, 2004 19:26     Profile for Heimdall   Email Heimdall     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
ahahahahahahahahah

True Black Christraping Kochen ist Krieg!!

ahahahahah

funneh.

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The demons are so creative...

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Nuclear Vampire
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posted November 15, 2004 01:59     Profile for Nuclear Vampire   Email Nuclear Vampire     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
lol! Those pics are fucking awesome!
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The Neverman
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posted November 15, 2004 03:15     Profile for The Neverman   Email The Neverman     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Luna:
Why is the guy's penis a-blur? Dammit!

my guess is that its all covered with studs and spikes...

or its just too tiny to be "KIREG" enough...

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AngelRat
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posted November 15, 2004 17:03     Profile for AngelRat   Email AngelRat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Tiny cocks are NECRO.

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"Appearing like Ra"

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Va¢ärmeS
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posted January 20, 2005 22:12     Profile for Va¢ärmeS   Email Va¢ärmeS     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The <dark side> of Black Metal HERE

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Luna
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posted January 20, 2005 22:37     Profile for Luna   Email Luna     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I'm dying over here!

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What the fuck is wrong with drinking tea?

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Korgul
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posted January 21, 2005 07:58     Profile for Korgul   Email Korgul     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Black Metal Star Wars !!!!
AH ah ah excellent !!!!!!

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My sky is black today

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nothingface
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posted February 03, 2005 03:32     Profile for nothingface   Email nothingface     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I laughed so hard reading the comments under those pictures that I pissed myself more than once. That's some of the funniest shit I've read in a long. long time.

I could hardly see straight to read all the posts here that followed, which only added to the problem.

I've tru;y seen it all. a naked black metal band flying at least "half mast". My God, that's so fucking funny. There are no more gimmicks left to be had. GG Allin would be sickened by the plaguerism.

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