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Topic: Bedtimes Virus...
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Luna
VoivodFan
Member # 389
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posted August 13, 2004 10:36
    
> If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
> not
> open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
> everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
> within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of
> your
> credit cards.
> > >
> It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR,
> and
> uses subspace field harmoni to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
> will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
> >
> > This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
> >
> > IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
>
> > > > It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
> > >> This virus will leave your underwear on the coffee table when you are
> expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
> with Rogaine.
> >> > If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
> leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
> dangerously
> close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
> your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with
> whole
> milk.
> > > > ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
>
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
> hard
> that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
> sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
> > > > Send this warning to everyone.
>
> > > If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!!
> >
> > THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD - Right now, as you read this, 17
> Million Americans are having SEX!
>
> And look at you - you're on the damn computer. Have a nice day.
 -------------------- What the fuck is wrong with drinking tea?
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Trollz
VoivodFan
Member # 393
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posted August 14, 2004 13:05
quote:
Originally posted by Luna:
screws up the tracking on your VCR,
> > IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
>
> > > > It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
>> > If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
> leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
> dangerously
> close to a full bathtub.
>
> If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!!
> >
> > THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD - Right now, as you read this, 17
> Million Americans are having SEX!
>
> And look at you - you're on the damn computer. Have a nice day.
 yikes!
* Am I blonde?* [ goes to mirror, checking] * yeah, I'm still blonde* Ahh, what a relief, it's a joke. But it almost sounded like some kind of virus I'm familiar with..  haha.
17 millions americans..that's plenty Groovey, I like that story Luna. 
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posted August 14, 2004 21:11
posted August 15, 2004 14:00
