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Mezcalhead
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posted July 22, 2004 10:26
    
An update:While leaning back in my chair to check the fax machine my chair flipped back on me and I cut my wrist on the trashcan. The day keeps getting better and better. Hey Corpse, where was that quote from? I was having that same stapler debate last week with a coworker.
Okay, back to my FMLA reports.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 6 hours and counting...
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Luna
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posted July 22, 2004 15:08
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Originally posted by Mezcalhead:
An update:While leaning back in my chair to check the fax machine my chair flipped back on me and I cut my wrist on the trashcan. The day keeps getting better and better.
Oh man, I'm sorry Mez, but there's something funny about people falling off of their chairs. Yeah, today is my birthday and I'm at work. This breaks my yearly tradition of having my birthday off. Thanks for the laugh, Mezcalhead!  -------------------- What the fuck is wrong with drinking tea?
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nia
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posted July 22, 2004 16:45
Tim: "Team Leader don't mean anything mate"
Gareth: "Excuse me, it means I'm leader of a team"
Tim: "No it doesn't. It's a title someone's given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free - it's like making the div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it"
Gareth: "Er I think they do"
Tim: "No they don't Gareth"
Gareth: "Er yes they do, cos if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last... so it was warm." ----------------- "There’s good news and bad news. The bad news is Neil will be taking over both branches and some of you will lose your jobs… On a more positive note the good news is I’ve been promoted - so every cloud… you’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?" ----------------- http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice
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Slaytanic
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posted July 22, 2004 17:28
HANG THE BOSSHang the boss (6x)
That will be no fukkin' loss
Hang the boss (6x)
That will be no fukkin' loss Let's go all to his office
Get him off his desk
Pull the tie around his neck
And hang him 'till he's dead Hang the boss (6x)
That will be no fukkin' loss
Hang the boss (6x)
That will be no fukkin'
llllloooooooeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhh!!! (adapted from Nuke Assault's "Hang the pope"). Those are my exact feelings today.  -------------------- "Forty-five moments of perfection translated through a cautionary escape into the perils of the mundane, the inherent entropy in ultimate order, and the potential threats of eternal, unchecked apathy in civilization; all cloaked in musical expression so thoughtful, creative and forward thinking that almost a quarter-century later, few can even comprehend it, much less match it." (autothrall)
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posted July 22, 2004 12:52
posted July 22, 2004 15:51
posted July 22, 2004 18:12
