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Mezcalhead
VoivodFan
Member # 26

posted June 17, 2004 10:09

For the last couple of years I've struggled with my hair. Why was I unable to tame this beast atop my head? I wanted that suave New York look. But my hair thought otherwise. Until now. Some of you might also benefit from my discovery.

REDKEN

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The Neverman
VoivodFan
Member # 4

posted June 17, 2004 11:50

haha dude, let me guess...
you the second from left, right?
oh sweet cologne boy...
"hair with power" heh?

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I hear the things you say but tell me...
what do you mean?

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Mezcalhead
VoivodFan
Member # 26

posted June 17, 2004 12:23

Nahhh, I'm more like third from left. I'd never be able to afford this stuff but I'm getting it free from a stylist I'm banging. She gets me the whole package: shampoo, conditioner, wax, and gel. If not for this fringe benefit I would have ended it with her long ago.

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Luna
VoivodFan
Member # 389

posted June 17, 2004 18:40

Banging for hair products, heh Mez?

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What the fuck is wrong with drinking tea?

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Imran X
VoivodFan
Member # 17

posted June 17, 2004 19:48

Can you get me some too man (the hair products and while youre at it, can I bang your chick too)? I wanna look like that guy all the way on the right.

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hypergrrl
VoivodFan
Member # 16

posted June 17, 2004 20:12

quote:
Originally posted by Mezcalhead:
[QB]Why was I unable to tame this beast atop my head?QB]

.......that's fucking funny as hell!! But damn Mez, you must be one fine mother fucker.....now. What the hell did you look like before this new hair product

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Cthon
Moderator
Member # 156

posted June 17, 2004 21:29

seeing as how ive parlayed my relationship into free haircuts, massages, and (this saturday!) pedicures....i cant playa-hate on a brotha.

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The Neverman
VoivodFan
Member # 4

posted June 18, 2004 03:39

quote:
Originally posted by Imran X:
Can you get me some too man (the hair products and while youre at it, can I bang your chick too)?

lol
I dont need none meself...
and pls. lets not turn this into an Iron Gang bang...

ah, those were the days when metalheads were called "greasers", the long hair and all...

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I hear the things you say but tell me...
what do you mean?

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The Neverman
VoivodFan
Member # 4

posted June 18, 2004 03:41

quote:
Originally posted by Mezcalhead:
She gets me the whole package

"the wole package", eh?...

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I hear the things you say but tell me...
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Ynys Trebes
VoivodFan
Member # 55

posted June 18, 2004 15:56

That's stuff is so gay

Been proudly shaving my head since 1995
Hell yeah!!!

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Mezcalhead
VoivodFan
Member # 26

posted June 18, 2004 19:06

quote:
Originally posted by Imran X:
Can you get me some too man (the hair products and while youre at it, can I bang your chick too)? I wanna look like that guy all the way on the right.

I'd be happy to share this one with ya but I think you'd probably have more fun with Amy who you talked with on the phone with me that night a while back.....remember the one slurring her words in that luscious and thick southern accent.

And Cthon, could you please translate that gullah gibberish you wrote into english please.

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Cthon
Moderator
Member # 156

posted June 19, 2004 01:17

that means im going to my girlfriends salon tomorrow. heres a pic of the staff:

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Mezcalhead
VoivodFan
Member # 26

posted June 19, 2004 14:49

Hahahahahahah....ahhh...wonderful memories of the lowcountry.....

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Hatröss
VoivodFan
Member # 7

posted June 19, 2004 20:02

quote:
Originally posted by Cthon:
that means im going to my girlfriends salon tomorrow. heres a pic of the staff:

DAHAAAAMMMM !

thems some good peoples though, the country 'rules'.

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Nuclear Vampire
VoivodFan
Member # 20

posted June 20, 2004 13:57

Jeeezuz fuck Mez, I guess you've been watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, eh?
Glad to see your hair woes are behind you now. It sucks to have a bad do.

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Cthon
Moderator
Member # 156

posted June 20, 2004 18:12

i think the brother in the back with the deadly weapon played for Dimmu Borgir or Venom.

BLACK FUCKING METAL!

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Mezcalhead
VoivodFan
Member # 26

posted June 20, 2004 21:50

Hahahah....you guessed it NucV. Right on the money!

And Cthon, you better be careful or you re gonna have Charon jumping on this thread and accusing you of being a racist and then we'll get that anusrectumexplorer telling us why black people should be exterminated and my harmless little thread will turn into a massacre.....etc....

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Cthon
Moderator
Member # 156

posted June 20, 2004 22:18

haha, Mez. well, ive got black relatives (maybe some of the folks in that pic? my relatives are Gullah, of course...) so im not worried about much backlash....altho if that pic offends anyone, ill take it down.

also:

ive never seen Charon say anything derogatory to any REAL racist on any voivod board, so im not expecting any grief from that direction any time soon.

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