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Topic: Antijokes - a stillborn thread!
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KnickerZohnonnof
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posted February 12, 2004 19:05
Hickory dickory dock, Two mice ran up the clock, The clock struck one... And the room was covered in blood, guts and bits of mouse brain.Alternatively... Hickory dickory dock, Two mice ran up the clock, The clock struck one... And the other escaped with minor injuries. -------------------- Hail Santa...
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Väinämöinen
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posted February 25, 2004 06:25
> Subject: Ethics Quiz > > With all your honor, dignity and moral strength, what would you do? > > This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please > don't answer it without some serious thought. By giving an > honest answer you will be able to test your moral strengths. > > The test features an unlikely, completely fictional > situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. > > Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please > scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important > to the test's accuracy: > > > > You're in Florida...in Miami, to be exact... There is great > chaos going on around you, caused by a major hurricane. With its almost > unbearable winds there are huge waves of surging water all about you. > > You are an Associated Press photographer and you are in the middle of > this great disaster. While you are in a safe location, for > many others the situation is nearly hopeless. > > You are a professional. You're trying to shoot very > descriptive photos to tell the world about this disaster. There are houses and > people floating around you, disappearing into the swirling waters. Nature is > showing all its awesome power and is sweeping everything away. Suddenly > you see a woman in the water, fighting for her life, trying not to be taken away by the > masses of water and sand. You move closer. She is now only > 20 feet away. Somehow the woman looks familiar. Suddenly you recognize her - it's > Hillary Clinton! And you notice that the raging waters are about to > sweep her away...forever. On a dock piling where you stand is a life > preserver with 150 feet of line attached. Surely you can throw her the > preserver and haul her in if you move quickly. > > You now have two options. You can save her or you can take the most > significant photo of your life. You can save the life of > Hillary Clinton, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo... a > unique photo, one that will make your career, portraying the death of one > of the world's most powerful women. > > > > And here's the question: > Please give an honest answer > > > > > > > > Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of > classic black and white??-------------------- Tomorrow is the fear Tomorrow disappears Tomorrow is the fear We are connected...
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