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Topic: Antijokes - a stillborn thread!
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KnickerZohnonnof
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posted January 09, 2004 09:20
Man: Doctor, My dog has no nose.Vet: How does it eat it's beans? Man: It doesn't, it puts them back in the tin. -------------------- Hail Santa...
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Slaytanic
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posted January 09, 2004 13:31
Yeah. Okay. How do you put five elephants inside a VW Beetle?A: Two in the front seat, the other three on the back seat. -------------------- "Forty-five moments of perfection translated through a cautionary escape into the perils of the mundane, the inherent entropy in ultimate order, and the potential threats of eternal, unchecked apathy in civilization; all cloaked in musical expression so thoughtful, creative and forward thinking that almost a quarter-century later, few can even comprehend it, much less match it." (autothrall)
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Väinämöinen
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posted January 10, 2004 08:17
Great AJs! The smile on my face is already waning!Q: What's this: it's blue and sticky, it hangs from the living room ceiling and it likes to sing arias in a loud, shrill voice? A: A dead herring covered in wet blue paint. The rest was just a distraction. -------------------- Tomorrow is the fear Tomorrow disappears Tomorrow is the fear We are connected...
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KnickerZohnonnof
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posted January 10, 2004 12:41
Q: What's black and white and if it fell out of a tree onto your head it would kill you?A: A piano Two elephants fell off a cliff......BOOM BOOM! -------------------- Hail Santa...
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KnickerZohnonnof
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posted January 24, 2004 17:09
Two nuns in a bath.Nun 1: Where's the soap? Nun 2: Yes it does doesn't it? -------------------- Hail Santa...
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KnickerZohnonnof
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posted January 24, 2004 18:40
Q: What's red and lies in the gutter?A: A dead bus. -------------------- Hail Santa...
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KnickerZohnonnof
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posted February 12, 2004 18:58
Two chimpanzees in the bathOne says 'ooo ooo ooo AAA AA AAAAAAHH! The other one says 'Well if it's that hot put some cold water in'. -------------------- Hail Santa...
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KnickerZohnonnof
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posted February 12, 2004 19:02
Today's other news...There was a rather bizarre crime today, when somebody stole all the toilet seats from the police station conveniences. Police they they have nothng to go on... -------------------- Hail Santa...
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