posted December 18, 2003 13:33                  

Maolododrororrår

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"Sir, we are surrounded!
- Excellent, then we can attack in any direction!"

posted December 18, 2003 19:00                  

add "Ave Maria" to that list.

and "Too Scared For Holiday Dinner" is giving me the snickers. seriously, haha.

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www.myspace.com/mastersofpunkrock

posted December 19, 2003 00:29               

Available wherever fictional records are sold.

posted December 19, 2003 03:44                  

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posted December 19, 2003 05:16                  

www.myspace.com/mastersofpunkrock

posted December 19, 2003 05:28                  

You fukers are FUNNY!!!

I'm not even going to try and top these!!!

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yawn

posted December 19, 2003 08:25                  

Into my hypertree
Overweight Reaction
Fuck off and Sleigh
Suck your Turkeybone
White City
Condemned to the dinners
Lost Snowmachine
Best Regards and a happy newyear

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"Appearing like Ra"

posted December 19, 2003 10:04                  

Youse guys are funny. I'm gonna pee in my pants!

posted December 19, 2003 11:19                  

Holiday strategy
Against family
Setting guilt bombs anywhere
Emotional terrorists everywhere
Parents execute
What must be their holiday rules
Like lights all disappear
When blinking on and off
The christmasmöngers
Prefer to get away
With low priced grab bag gifts
But they cheaped the wrong ones
Certainly out of toys
Opinion grows with the boys
Dictator mother
To control all disfunction
Searching for drunken aunt
Hyper children
Running rampid
Through the house
The christmasmöngers
Prefer to get away
When drunken people fall down
But they pissed off the wrong one
I've gotta know
Who's parents are living here
I've gotta go
Where I can get good gifts
No fruitcake rolls
To the ones in the party
So if you're upset
Don't mention it
They're gonna see
I'm not here
No gifts are free
There's never too much beer
During the Family's war
Please don't ask for more
See what fun we passed by
A thousand ornaments and bad ties
The holiday infection is here
Family complication is near
The mother's corporation goes on
Another wife's attempt to overthrow
Breaks down
Cause...have strange relatives
Most...of your rights go
Same...same old story
Shame...ain't no glory
Straight...ahead from you
Blame...is waiting for you
Hate...all over you
Rage...against you too.

posted December 19, 2003 12:06                  

What the fuck is wrong with drinking tea?

posted December 19, 2003 12:44                  

ummm.....I got nothin' today :-(

posted December 19, 2003 13:50                  

"Sir, we are surrounded!
- Excellent, then we can attack in any direction!"

posted December 19, 2003 14:09                  

tomsawyer, you are a true poet That was great and I am still laughing. Reminds me that I should go home and listen to DH all weekend long.....

Don't forget the terror-driven children's classic and my favorite, "Forgotten in Sears"!! This is if the little ones don't behave......yeah, sure you'll get gifts, but try to find your way home to recieve them! Ha ha!

posted December 22, 2003 10:28                  

Forget Them in Sears
All children go!
The kiddie stroller is rolling hard,
On the ground, through clothing sites,
They do their time, locked inside,
Where they go, the mom knows,
They drank too many bottles,
Then threw up on the carpet,
Against what their parents believe,
Getting a life sentence,
For them its the last straw,
The puke is forced upon then,
Upset coz there's no to way to clean the stain, The Stain!
All systems go! Abandon the children!
But where should they go? We don't know!
The Children, Looking Mad,
There's no Santa in this store,
Security station looks at them,
Deep in the clothes, too many tags,
The nursery school program,
Is just a fucking waste of time,
This bunch of desparate kids,
Changing their diapers,
And in certain cases,
You gotta be quiet,
If you're not what they want,
They're gonna leave you out in Sears,
In Sears!
All systems go, Abandon the Children,
But where should they go? We don't know?
Swingset habitat modules,
Let me out of here, and I heard my Name,
It's time parents said,!Forget Them in Sears!
Dressed in a skin tight Santa suit,
Swimming in giftwraping,
It's the best place you can be,
It's the best place you will be,
It's boring to spend time,
In nursery school with no candy,
Abandoned in a row of clothes,
Awaiting your liberty,
Just one hour, No more children,
Old lady breath, bad cheap perfume,
Ultraviolet rays scanning in the items,
Rotations of the clothing racks,
Fear and terror through my body,
Just a half hour, No more children,
FORGET THEM IN SEARS........IN SEARS!
(GO BACK)

posted December 22, 2003 16:03                  

You did that entirely too easily, man. I think you've thought about that before. Where are your kids right now?

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ummm.....I got nothin' today :-(

posted December 22, 2003 18:55                  

TOUCH DOWN!!!

posted December 22, 2003 23:15                  

Thanks for the giggles everyone. Now I feel like it's Christmas here in the desert.

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theres only so many double kick drum'd songs with singers shouting the F word you can take before it becomes extremely dull.

posted December 23, 2003 09:10                  

Torsion Drummer