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Topic: Stupid Link of the Day : Woman breaks both legs
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nia
VoivodFan
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posted October 22, 2003 13:27
Woman breaks both legs by jumping up and down A US woman broke both legs when she jumped up and down to complain about loud music in the flat below hers. Toni Lynn Lycan, 44, lost her temper when her neighbour in an apartment block in Ridgefield, Washington, increased the volume of his stereo. She shouted at Allen Haines, 27, to turn it down, but he grabbed a broom and banged it on his ceiling. The infuriated Lycan then jumped up in the air and slammed both feet on the floor - hard enough to break both legs about four inches below the kneecap. The injuries were discovered when police officers were sent to the apartments. © Associated Press Story filed: 14:31 Monday 20th October 2003
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Tangento
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posted October 22, 2003 16:47
...well I'm not done yet. I ask you: how can a person jump up and down? One can only jump up and then be pulled back down. (This, courtesy of "your friend and mine" - Gravity yes, Gravity. ...why is gravity our friend? WELL! If there were no gravity, not only would everything on Earth ~including ALL THAT WATER~ be suddenly & violently FLUNG into space, our entire Solar System and galaxy {known as 'The Milky Way'} [not to be confused with the delicious candy bar of the same name - if it WERE the candy bar, there would have been a teeeeny little TM symbol next to it, which stands for 'Trademark'] ...would behave the same way, and all matter in the entire universe would be sent careening off in all directions; it would be like a mega-outbreak of non-explosive Supernovae, or like nebulae in reverse! ALL Galaxies would dissolve and dissipate and any hope or chance of life continuing to exist anywhere would be all at once CRUSHED, MANGLED and PULVERIZED and thrown out like a cheap suit) By this time, that stupid woman would be WISHING she could hear some music. ANY music. Even "Puddle of Mudd". Dumb bitch.
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