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Topic: Entertaining Spam Emails
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LyKcantropen
VoivodFan
Member # 162
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posted August 28, 2003 05:33
Got this in my Email-inbox this morning, thought I'd share it with you."CHIEF SALES MANAGER, NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLUEM (sic) COMPANY(N.N.P.C) DR.Hamza USMAN, Atten: COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON TO YOU.I AM DR.HAMZA USMAN, THE CHIEF SALES MANAGER OF N.N.P.C.WE DEAL WITH THE PRODUCTION AND EXPORTATION OF CRUDE OIL AND ITS BY-PRODUCTS TO ALL PARTS OF THE WORLD. WE HAD 20.5 MILLION US DOLLARS RECOVERED OVER INVOICE WHICH WE WILL LOVE TO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY THROUGH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. ALL WE NEED FOR THIS TRANSFER ARE THE FOLLOWING: 1.BANK PARTICLUARS AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER 2.BANK NAME AND BANK ADDRESS 3.PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBER 4.COMPANYS NAME AND ADDRESS SURELY, ALL THAT WE BE ENOUGH FOR THIS TRANSFER AND THE SHARE GOES AS FOLLOWS: 30% FOR YOU, 10% FOR THE EXPENSES , 60% FOR MY COMPANY HERE IN NIGERIA. WE NEED SOMEONE WHO IS SINCERE, TRUSTWORTHY, TRUTHFULL,SERIOUS AND ONE WHO CAN HANDLE THIS HUGE SUM OF MONEY. WELL, IF YOU ARE STILL VERY MUCH INTERESTED REPLY ME URGENTLY AND I ASSURE YOU THAT IT WONT AFFECT YOU IN ANYWAY. BEST REGARDS DR.HAMZA USMAN. (THE CHIEF SALES MANAGER OF N.N.P.C)"
I've heard so much about these scams that the only reasonable reply would be, "Go to Hell". Makes you wonder about the sort of people who actually fall for these things. I mean, he doesn't even spell 'petroleum' right.
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nia
VoivodFan
Member # 9
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posted August 28, 2003 09:51
Subject: Suffer from a small penis? New Medical Formula will Expand your Manhood and Elevate your Libido! "Your Power Enlarge Patch is, by far, the most powerful and fast-acting p e n i s e n l a r g e m e n t product I have ever used…and I've used them all! Kudos to your company, this is sure to be the next big thing in male enhancement products!" Robbie M. Sacramento CA. F R E E Shipping Worldwide! I love how fast your product worked on my boyfriend, he can't stop talking about how excited he is with his new girth, length, andlibido! Sandy -Seattle
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vroomfondel
VoivodFan
Member # 139
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posted September 04, 2003 11:59
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