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Topic: Revolt in SisterLand
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Mezcalhead
VoivodFan
Member # 26
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posted August 22, 2003 19:59
    
Ok, Sister fans, here's the deal with the DVD coming out next year. The band wanted to put out something normal focusing on the Sisters live shows during early pre-sellout period. After viewing the shows, Don King and I thought up a better idea. He told me, "Mez, da Sister Exchange has always been's abouts breaking down walls, social barriers, chickenwire fences, and exposing da truth about da world around you. Everybody is putting out a live show dvd now. Sister Exchange is about's so much more dan da band playing its asses off every night. You's got's a message to bring to da people-what is that message Mez?" I smiled innocently at him and said, Don, our message is LOVE." I let the word fall off my lips and had to catch myself from drooling on my leopard skin vest. He said, "YES!!! That's it, and you's got's to spread this message to the people!!!!"
So Don and I put two and two together and came up with a way to bring our message to the world. What better way to do this than having a camera follow me around Bangkok as I chased women through the local bordellos. It was an attempt to recreate life after the show. Kind of reality sex for rockers. There's a great scene with a girl massaging my gut and playfully kissing it. Now as you can imagine, the other members were not happy with this. No understanding of the big picture I guess. So there would be no hard feelings, I threw in a few shots of the other guys walking around with their instruments trying to be as cool. Lord, where would they be without my guidance and Don's money???? Its scary to think about.
Two days later I recieved this:
Email message from Kula, drummer for TransAtlantic Sister Exchange:
Mez,
You are a moron sir. What in the fuck are you and Don King doing with OUR dvd-this is nothing less than porno you dumb bastard. I wasn't even aware that this cretin had been hired to manage us. Were you responsible for this? How dare you take over the band!!! You're the whole reason why we spent our last six months of touring at VFW pig roasts rocking out to fucking geriatrics. In fact, YOU are the one who sold us down the river. And I'm sure Gestapo Don had plenty to do with this. I bet he's the one who got you that Key West timeshare. Yes, I'm starting to see a very clear picture now. And how you can showboat around Miami in your black porshe while I have to take a bus to work is beyond criminal. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL. While you're on your way, my attorney is going burn your ass here on earth. Prepare for court!! Signed,
Kula
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Oh,You poor Mez, but you have to understand the other members too! Vroom can't be that mean as you say, he seems like an ordinary Voivodian to me!... 
posted August 24, 2003 00:52
