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Juan87
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posted August 01, 2003 00:05     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
John.

Next.


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DBC
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posted August 01, 2003 01:47     Profile for DBC   Email DBC     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Robert

Grtzzz


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Tangento
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posted August 01, 2003 03:09     Profile for Tangento   Email Tangento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Otnegnat.

Alan


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Nuclear Vampire
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posted August 01, 2003 05:47     Profile for Nuclear Vampire   Email Nuclear Vampire     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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Juan87
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posted August 01, 2003 06:08     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I knew this would be a challenge...
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Motordeth
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posted August 01, 2003 06:41     Profile for Motordeth   Email Motordeth     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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LyKcantropen
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posted August 01, 2003 06:52     Profile for LyKcantropen   Email LyKcantropen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I ma dellac Yporhtnacyl.

Taht saw etiuq gnisuma Otnegnat. Og sdrawkcab sreklat!


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The Devil's Advocate
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posted August 01, 2003 07:25     Profile for The Devil's Advocate   Email The Devil's Advocate     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
taht s' eht yaw ot eticer eht drol s' reyarp...
emoc no...
ti strats ereh "nema..."

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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted August 01, 2003 08:01     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I do not understand the question and, also, I have issues with the way it was put to me.

Lyc's real name is Jurgen Hannermannerman and he's from Saxoney. He is 35 and don't let him kid you into thinking otherwise. He's just trying to 'groom' you.

Mez, on the other hand, is about 19 and a half. At least, his lower half is.


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Helldriver
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posted August 01, 2003 09:17     Profile for Helldriver   Email Helldriver     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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h
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posted August 01, 2003 10:40     Profile for h   Email h     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Slaytanic
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posted August 01, 2003 20:04     Profile for Slaytanic   Email Slaytanic     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
My name is Tom Araya. I sing and play bass for a small Los Angeles band, it's called Slayer. We are all huge Judas Priest fans, but just the other day we saw another unknown band's gig. They called themselves Metallica, and they played the fastest music we've ever heard/witnessed! We bought their demo, "No Life Till Leather". Musical direction changes are on the horizon for us.
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Nuclear Vampire
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posted August 01, 2003 23:25     Profile for Nuclear Vampire   Email Nuclear Vampire     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Okay, seriously then...


My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Six foort two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell

My name is Mud

My name is Mud,
but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

My name is Mud


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Juan87
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posted August 01, 2003 23:38     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hahaha...are you sure it isn't Jerry the racecar driver?
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And to Emlyn: My apologies, I guess my phrasing was a tad rude, but hey, that's me. Plus I thought it was funny. So, sorry about that Yeengweigh.

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Slugaloo
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posted August 01, 2003 23:55     Profile for Slugaloo   Email Slugaloo     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
My name is Pat Maestes. Sometimes I go by Phil Maestes, or Bob Maestes, or Rob Maestes.

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Skul
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posted August 02, 2003 00:22     Profile for Skul   Email Skul     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhed Face

How inquisitive... and delighting!

You've inquired who the hell I am..

Allow me to elucidate... perhaps pontificate
Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan....

MUAHAHAHAA....

I am he who has been him back when man
swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes!
I am he who has been her as she once
bled the world with the words of psychotic fate...

While GWAR slept I kept their minds content
To give their flesh consent to my
ever loving seed
Undying research has given to death, rebirth
The tools of uber science to fight
Most faceless enemies.... *grins*

Who do you think your up against?
Some chaotic stupidity?
I'll show you conflict management with my extensive...
.....supergeniosity.

Inventions of my secret lab
"The Homogenizer"
It studies the species Bohad
(Homo cum sum a tor)
What is it that makes the ideal man?
Bravado? Machismo?
Is it something secreted from the gland?
It's called..... Jizmogloben!

cha... cha.. cha... :-)

If death, to you is a bore
And life just so slack
Consider becoming a whore
To the lesson of the past........!

The end of all time after time after time
Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears
I have produced a new product line
With cryptic truth too horrible to hear!

"I've got the guts to face
Skulhed We've got the guts to face
Skulhed We've got the guts... "

Words that healed.
Legend that have taught
Oral traditions both fought for and lost
Secrets of success.
Shouts filled with hate
Documents declaring freedoms of state

I bleed humanity's figurines of history
I weave travesties tapestries of infamy
But I can't deny it always as such
Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not!!!
Pathetically beautiful I was once then
Ruled peaceful planets, sublime, before Syn

It's so easy to not see
The obvious enemies
To put your problems on I've been sick of it all along
Now the ultimate morph into
Powers that will dwarf
The sum of every nation
And all known information

If you can't stand it the way
I have planned it I'll export you off the Earth
Sell ya for all your worth!!
Then your enemy will have a face
Traitor of the human race
As your shipped off to the innermost reaches of outer space
Yes! The best I possibly can be
Applause for ME!!

The insidiously, `live` spelt backwards,
Mister, Doctor, PROFESSOR
SKULHED FACE!!!


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Juan87
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posted August 02, 2003 04:32     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Slaytanic :
My name is Tom Araya. I sing and play bass for a small Los Angeles band, it's called Slayer. We are all huge Judas Priest fans, but just the other day we saw another unknown band's gig. They called themselves Metallica, and they played the fastest music we've ever heard/witnessed! We bought their demo, "No Life Till Leather". Musical direction changes are on the horizon for us.

Hey there's a guy named Gorf on here that really loves you guys...


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Juan87
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posted August 02, 2003 04:36     Profile for Juan87   Email Juan87     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Skulhed:
The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulhed Face

How inquisitive... and delighting!

You've inquired who the hell I am..

Allow me to elucidate... perhaps pontificate
Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan....

MUAHAHAHAA....

I am he who has been him back when man
swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes!
I am he who has been her as she once
bled the world with the words of psychotic fate...

While GWAR slept I kept their minds content
To give their flesh consent to my
ever loving seed
Undying research has given to death, rebirth
The tools of uber science to fight
Most faceless enemies.... *grins*

Who do you think your up against?
Some chaotic stupidity?
I'll show you conflict management with my extensive...
.....supergeniosity.

Inventions of my secret lab
"The Homogenizer"
It studies the species Bohad
(Homo cum sum a tor)
What is it that makes the ideal man?
Bravado? Machismo?
Is it something secreted from the gland?
It's called..... Jizmogloben!

cha... cha.. cha... :-)

If death, to you is a bore
And life just so slack
Consider becoming a whore
To the lesson of the past........!

The end of all time after time after time
Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears
I have produced a new product line
With cryptic truth too horrible to hear!

"I've got the guts to face
Skulhed We've got the guts to face
Skulhed We've got the guts... "

Words that healed.
Legend that have taught
Oral traditions both fought for and lost
Secrets of success.
Shouts filled with hate
Documents declaring freedoms of state

I bleed humanity's figurines of history
I weave travesties tapestries of infamy
But I can't deny it always as such
Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not!!!
Pathetically beautiful I was once then
Ruled peaceful planets, sublime, before Syn

It's so easy to not see
The obvious enemies
To put your problems on I've been sick of it all along
Now the ultimate morph into
Powers that will dwarf
The sum of every nation
And all known information

If you can't stand it the way
I have planned it I'll export you off the Earth
Sell ya for all your worth!!
Then your enemy will have a face
Traitor of the human race
As your shipped off to the innermost reaches of outer space
Yes! The best I possibly can be
Applause for ME!!

The insidiously, `live` spelt backwards,
Mister, Doctor, PROFESSOR
SKULHED FACE!!!


Hahaha, thanks for the storyline, nice history to your name. Is Face your last name?

I'm just named after someone who picks up hookers, that's the history of me name.


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schroeder
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posted August 02, 2003 05:46     Profile for schroeder   Email schroeder     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by h:
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Classic H fuckin classic!!!

BTW: my real ID is David Schroeder, but my friends don't call me.


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BlackCloud
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posted August 02, 2003 16:20     Profile for BlackCloud   Email BlackCloud     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Robyn (with a "Y")...after Robin Trower. Although for about the last 20 years or so I've been going by my middle name...Paul.
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Max1334
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posted August 02, 2003 22:19     Profile for Max1334   Email Max1334     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Massimiliano
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Ne0rC
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posted August 03, 2003 00:07     Profile for Ne0rC   Email Ne0rC     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Jon or longer Jonathan
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Tangento
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posted August 03, 2003 04:41     Profile for Tangento   Email Tangento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by h:
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

IN-CON-THEEV-ABLE!!


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Marginal
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posted August 03, 2003 11:01     Profile for Marginal   Email Marginal     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Tony Montana
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Gorf
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posted August 03, 2003 13:28     Profile for Gorf   Email Gorf     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Bond.

James Bond.


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