posted July 04, 2003 01:59                  

2,000,000 + jobless in the U.S.A (not counting myself) And then $25,000,000 offered for one single stinking asshole of human society. But if 'Big Bush' were to just divie that out to all of us "employment-challenged" folks, I guarantee that Adult-diaper spoiling Mo-Fo would be dead within days. Sure....some of us would blow that $12,500 on coke or (PEPSI) or start some lucrative Fish 'n Chips business. While others might just elect to kill their TV's and invest in gasoline and Voivod concert tickets....BUT.. I think just enough of us would converge and "one lucky winner" eventually bust a $12,500 cap in his ass, make PEOPLE Magazine's top ten, and possibly a picture on a box of Wheaties!!!! (sigh...)

posted July 04, 2003 03:36                  

And to think I figured you guys were culinarily backward!

posted July 06, 2003 15:43               

No wonder there is so much patriotic propaganda this holiday!