posted June 06, 2003 14:12               

imran * we are connected *
VodFan : speak of the devil
imran : ok man..
Mezcalhead : speak of the devil
imran : Mez!!!!
Mezcalhead : hey buddy
imran : <~~~~Satan?
Mezcalhead : did you get my package>????
imran : Im an angel!!
imran : NO sir, I didnt get it yet.
imran : Your "package" eh? lol!
Mezcalhead : WHAT??????????
VodFan : heh
Mezcalhead : hahaha
imran : Oh wait, the Blue Grass cds?
Mezcalhead : yeah
imran : If that is what you meant then yes I got it

posted June 06, 2003 15:53                  

Noitall, you blew my cover, everybody on here thought I was as pure as the driven snow.
DAMN those chat trails!!

BTW, if anybody wants to see my package, I don't deliver, you've got to come to me baby!

posted June 06, 2003 17:30                  

On the other hand, a depository of chat trails is a good thing unless it is me who is drunk.

posted June 07, 2003 08:41                  

Hahahahah....sorry I missed ya that day EKH. Now that would have been funny.....

posted June 09, 2003 15:24                  

(and thank fuck no one recorded my ranting earlier today. some folks on here have good reputations to maintain! You know who you are...)

posted June 10, 2003 13:37                  

But if pretending to be Mr/Mrs Helicopter serves as a marital aid in some way then I am happy to be of assistance. Would you like me to make and send you some life-size photo-masks?

posted June 10, 2003 17:34                  

whay-hey!!! PINT PINT PINT!!!
Emlyn K H : so you're playing on Thursday then are you, h/nell?
Mezcalhead : took me about 3 hours to cool off
nell : whay-hey!!! PINT PINT PINT!!!
h : kill who?
h : u're circus bitch?
Mezcalhead : a sorry motherfucker
nell : ou? ou dou know abooot me??
Mezcalhead : hahaha, no, not that one
vroom : order in class!!!!!
h : that circus post on .cum was fuckiong funny mann.
nell : i'm not pissed. i've 'ad 1/2 pint o' shandy.
h : up yours. i fucking drink more noiw.
Mezcalhead : I've noticed she hasn't been back
Emlyn K H : ha!
Emlyn K H : h. nell. so. your. playing. thursday. ?.
Emlyn K H : talking slowing here
h : yeah. come and laugh at us!
Emlyn K H : god I'm not even drunk and look at my shitty typing
h : sorry. vision is blurrrrrrrrry
Emlyn K H : ok, me and hopefully my mate are coming
h : I am drunk. my typing rokdskc
Emlyn K H : are you shitting your pants?
nell : yes. i noticed she hasn't posted since the 6th!!
h : no. did that last night/
Emlyn K H : i mean, more than normal from the drinking
nell : brb
Emlyn K H : mez...watsup?
h : I want one of these at homne. this is fun.
Emlyn K H : nells gone to talk to the porcalin telephone
h : she's worshiping at the shrine.
Emlyn K H : mez?
Emlyn K H : where are you, h?
h : hey mes. talk man. My memory is fucked.
Emlyn K H : MEZ!
h : I'm in a easy internet cafe on tottenham court road.
Emlyn K H : h, where the fuck are you, up town?
Emlyn K H : h, where the fuck are you, up town?
Emlyn K H : oh right you are
h : yeah. just near the astoria.
Emlyn K H : gig at the LA2 was it?
Emlyn K H : why arn't you in the Tottenham Arms drinking more beer??
h : yeah. twelve fucking quid to get in. cunts.
Emlyn K H : not as bad as 4 quid, unsigned cunts!
h : cause for some stupid fucking reasoin we thought it'd be funny to log in here1
h : UNSIGNED CUNTS ARE THE TIGHTESET!
Emlyn K H : well it is funny
h : argh! where did that cap lock come from.... fucking pc,s
Mezcalhead : phone
Emlyn K H : gonna bring my 1960's Soviet camera with me on Thursday, get some shots
h : I thought there'd be more foriegners on at this hour.
h : you gonna come along? cooool
Emlyn K H : WB mez. Mez, how much do you wanna pay me for some photos of nell playing bass and maybe sweating?
Mezcalhead : 5 dollars
Emlyn K H : yes, me and my mate
h : hey man I got a back log of them...
nell : fuck off. i can drink more than all you poofs put together. You ever BEEN to Newfoundland??? It's Wales x 10 (he heee..i'm gonna get it)
Emlyn K H : done
h : is that canadian or yankee bucks?
nell : check out this: http://www.shepherdschapel.com/ and see why Putzled is all aboooot
Emlyn K H : I'm looking forward to this. so do you guys have to be half-cut before you go on, because I owe nell a shitload of guinness right now
Mezcalhead : pesos
h : fuck. my typing's getting straght. better go drink more.
h : time is it
h : I mean what timne is it?
h : aw3www fuck.
nell : noooo. time it is
Emlyn K H : about 10?
nell : duh. silly man#
nell : uh?
Emlyn K H : quarter past 10
h : fuck. that's early figured it was like 3am
nell : pfft
nell : fart
h : wrong button. I mean 1am
Emlyn K H : oh you sick fuck nell, thats a christian site!
h : I refuse to look at that.
Emlyn K H : mez, you alright mate? being a bit quiet there my son
h : she's urging me to click on it. I redfuse.
h : I mean refuse... aw who fucking givbes a fucking fuck.
nell : it's on her site!!! http://home.vol.com/~mghowell/ see??
Emlyn K H : h, you got the Old Man Gloom album?
Emlyn K H : 'cause I can bring a copy along, save me a stamp
Emlyn K H : 'cause I can bring a copy along, save me a stamp
h : nah. heard good and bad about it though. wot'ds you're opinion?
h : good deal man.
Emlyn K H : fucking genius.
Emlyn K H : better than the Isis album, but same guy
nell : i need to pee again.
h : better than isis? fuck... I like that.
Emlyn K H : shit nell, what you been drinking?
hexonxonx * we are connected *
h : more important is who's been fucking paying for it!
nell : i've only been drinking cider shandy. whatever that's called - ekh??
Emlyn K H : h, I'm not impressed with the capacitiy of your wifes' bladder
Emlyn K H : h, I'm not impressed with the capacitiy of your wifes' bladder
h : hex! you old pervert!
nell : i think that's why he's been silent`
h : she's a cheapm date.
Emlyn K H : hey hex
hexonxonx : heee heee heee heeeeex
h : uhhhh....... I need more beer.
hexonxonx : ekh your package's on its way
Emlyn K H : brilliant stuff!
h : about we start a chain of internet caf's where we can get pissed loads.
nell : wooo!!!
h : man. this 50p is lasting loads. better than a peep show.
Emlyn K H : you did remember vengeance from hell, didn't you?!?
nell : uh
Emlyn K H : try to to chunder into the keyboard. they hate that
nell : not me
nell : i mean, not for me
h : heh heh. wish I'd drunk enough for that...
Emlyn K H : can you access sick porn and, like, leave it on by the window?
nell : it would be easier if we could just all talk
h : fucking shoulkd go and try it really
nell : you suuuuck at speellllingg
h : dunno... where does sick porn live? thye wifew won't tell me.
Emlyn K H : well we can talk on thursday nell, but its going to be pretty much the same
h : who me? fuck off newf.
nell : oh. (sad)
Emlyn K H : donkey fucker dot cum, i dunno
nell : this is how we show emotion old-school (sarcasic)
hexonxonx : that vengeance question was for me? Yes mike you got it.
Emlyn K H : elephant and newt action net (with eels on pay per view
Emlyn K H : hoorah!!
h : all I can hear is nell's fingers rattling the keyboard next door. I wish she was that nimble always!
nell : we don't need those shit smiley faces because i don't know how to do them
hexonxonx : you got all you asked + some more
h : wwww. fucking fuck you cunt.cum
nell : next door? 2 " away! how cool are we? where's Blacky & nia?
Emlyn K H : excellent. hex, h and nell are pissed out of thier heads. if thers something you wanted them to, y'know, do, nows the time!
h : I'm jusdt glad we can say arse now.
h : RSE!
h : mean ARES!!
nell : ask us a question.
h : n0o wait... ARSE!
Emlyn K H : oh I remember not being able to say arse. that was so hard
h : that's it.
Emlyn K H : s...oops...
nell : WIAT!!
nell : I mean wait!!!
Emlyn K H : h, name a popular make of microphone
nell : Why aren't you pissed, Mike?
h : uhhh.. sure... I mean s...oops...!
Emlyn K H : if you can tell me who makes the SM57 I'll give you a fiver
h : s...oops...!
hexonxonx : ekh... how did you do that?
Emlyn K H : ha ha ha ha
nell : There's something odd abooot you...
hexonxonx : what's that?
h : ow|! check it out ! It won't let you type s h u r e
hexonxonx : it's likely some german curse.
nell : shit
Emlyn K H : apparently this is run by Germans, and in germany S H U R E means something dirty
hexonxonx : ...oops...en
nell : it works
Emlyn K H : arse candle
hexonxonx : it won't let you type things like f i c k e n either
nell : s...oops...
Emlyn K H : s...oops...fuck
h : you knoiw the mic's that are made by s h u r e.. try typing it without the gaps
nell : oh YEAH!
nell : weird
h : cunts... ooh it lets me do that.
Emlyn K H : argmothers...oops...ingcunts...oops...bastards...oops...tit!!
Emlyn K H : argmothers...oops...ingcunts...oops...bastards...oops...tit!!
h : I guess s h u re is more offensive!
h : shit.
Emlyn K H : audio technica
h : wank.
nell says to Mezcalhead!: MEZ!!! YOU COPYING THIS????
Emlyn K H : hmmm
h : uhhh...... can';t fink.
hexonxonx : no.
Emlyn K H : mez is on the phone to one of his many many bitches
nell : odd
Emlyn K H : h, he;s a cad and a bounder
nell : cool. i wish i had bitches
Emlyn K H : not you h, him
nell : not fair
h : how come ur credit hasn't run out yet. the pub will be closed soon.
Emlyn K H : not you h, him
Mezcalhead : ok, I'm back
h : hym? like that finnish goth cunt?
nell : stop repeating! ekh!
h : horay!
h : how's the circus bitch mez?
Mezcalhead : hahah, one of my bitches, I like that
Emlyn K H : mez!
Emlyn K H : mez!
Mezcalhead : she's good, but I had to cut her molasses for talking back
nell : oop. h just ran outta credit
h : aww.. I'm runnning outta credit. time for berer.
nell : ehh!!
Emlyn K H : hey, two good things! I sold my fucking house yesterday, and now I just unpacked loads of my studio gear!
h : I mean beer,
Emlyn K H : I'm like a pig in shit right now
h : good lad ekh.
nell : whey-hey!!!
Mezcalhead : alright man, Congrats to you
h : urgh. trying to type fast so tthey don't cut me offf.
Mezcalhead : I want more Copter music!
Emlyn K H : see you thursday, you two drunk fucks. nell, I'm buying. I suppose you can share with him
h : like fuk. she owes me!
nell : you actually coming down to London this week??
Emlyn K H : MORE? fuck, I sent you fucking 4 and ahalf hours!
Mezcalhead : no, no, new EKH music!
Emlyn K H : yes, to your gig. has h not told you you've got a gig?
nell : ur mad. we'll get you a pint for coming all that way
nell : oh yah
Mezcalhead : hahahah
nell : I wanna hear some!!
Mezcalhead : seriously, I want those pics EKH
Emlyn K H : ah, well I brought it out because now I want to do guitar music
h : wot was that about the fuckng groopie bitch. That was funny
Emlyn K H : no you don't
nell : ekh, bring a cd on thurs
Mezcalhead : he's a hell of a piano player, I'd hire him for that
h : what pigs?
nell : grooopie. ehhhh...eh!
Emlyn K H : mez is on form this week. its lucky hes not coming on thursday or he'd have your wife, h
h : mean oics...
h : pics.
Emlyn K H : mez is on form this week. its lucky hes not coming on thursday or he'd have your wife, h
h : ucKKKK
nell : uh???? me?
nell : piss off.
h : she'd have him!
Mezcalhead : hahahha, no, I don't get into adultery
Emlyn K H : ..and mine probably. hes got his evil eye on her as we speak
nell : not a chance.
nell : yes no
Mezcalhead : hmmmm....food for thought there
h : I thought puzzeled woz your true loooove...
nell : i play piano better than any fucker out there
Mezcalhead : yeah, but I had to train her to do the dirty
nell : years ago
hexonxonx : potzit?
nell : 10 years
Emlyn K H : oh really? thems fighting words!
h : man... it's been a while since thios maxchine told me I was outta credit.,
Emlyn K H : nell, we should have a piano war, like at the end of crossroads, only with pianos
Mezcalhead : hahahha
hexonxonx : count me in!
nell : oh my. h is outta credit
Mezcalhead : hahaha, I'm loving this drunken talk, please tell me somebody is saving this
Emlyn K H : well maybe little casio keyboards that you can strap on. huh huh huh
nell : you wanna say goodbye??
Emlyn K H : hang on, I got it...
nell : fucking fuck. fuuuuck. you all rulem, fuck#
Emlyn K H : hang on, I got it...
nell : signed, h
Emlyn K H : bye bye h and nell
nell : anyway...
hexonxonx : got what?
nell : 'talk' tomorrow. there's a world outside you should probably check out!!
Emlyn K H : nope, sorry, it don'tcopy for me. mez, do the honours. expose these to for the drunks they are!
nell : it's lovely.
Mezcalhead : hahahah, ok, trying now
hexonxonx : latre nell'n'h
nell : anyway, i'm off to give my husband
Emlyn K H : i can picture h and nell fighting over that PC like two kids
nell : ...you'll never know
nell : 4t asdogerg
Emlyn K H : oh god
nell : ife nb9it's my gp
nell : piss off
nell : urn womnqn
nell : an you tell who's h?
nell : mean
Emlyn K H : this is surreal!
nell : ff.... i wqs here first
nell : stopppp~!
nell : i ewanna go..... muuuumm...;
nell : noooooo!
Emlyn K H : they're going to get kicked out of that internet cafe in a minute
nell : OKAY. I have the power now.
nell : esa;rjlgnes;rng
nell : emlyn... youy're vision is spot
nell : on

posted June 10, 2003 22:51                  

That is the best thing I have ever read. I totally want to fly to England for Thursday and piss it up with you fuckers and see the gig.

Unfortunately, I'll be stuck here with narry a drop to be had.

posted June 11, 2003 05:00                  

Nuc - we'll have a few for you tomorrow!

posted June 25, 2003 09:19                  

Hey Mezcalhead!
lycanthropy : but it sounds good as an insult.
Mezcalhead : VROOMMMMMM
vroom : Hello Georgie
Mezcalhead : LyncSister
vroom : Ah Mez, you old Git
Mezcalhead : how ya'll doing?
vroom : haha how's things with the main sister then?
lycanthropy : hey mez!
Mezcalhead : gooddddd
vroom : sick here. but alright
Mezcalhead : temptations of the flesh are about to kill me
lycanthropy : would you mind brightening up a bit Mez?
vroom : nice with a day off anyway
Mezcalhead : oh no, you got a cold?
Mezcalhead : sure, hold on
lycanthropy * we are connected *
Korgull: Mezcalhead has changed the text color.
vroom : yep. and youre still tangled with girls are you? lucky git
Mezcalhead : how's this?
vroom : cute
Mezcalhead : nothing but cuteness
lycanthropy : much easier toread, thanks,
vroom : matches your personality perfectly
Mezcalhead : I'm also got laid by #2 lasat night
Mezcalhead : came very close, took all I had to hold back
Mezcalhead : and going out with #3 this weekend
vroom : AAARRRGGGHH. you must listen to the ones that older and wiser man. go for AMY!!!
Mezcalhead : bout to go crazy, I need a Swedish assistant
lycanthropy : hee hee.
Mezcalhead : and they'd like a young brit too
lycanthropy * we are connected *
vroom : to pick up the pieces after your devastating johnson? No thanks
Mezcalhead : this 37yr old would love to tangle with a youngster like Lync
lycanthropy : lol!
Mezcalhead : hahahah
lycanthropy : i've already got a girlfriend, thanks. i doubt she'd approve.
vroom : they sel vacuumcleaners for such things
Mezcalhead : she is the most erotic kisser I've ever been with
Mezcalhead : hahaha, good deal Lync, J/K
lycanthropy : lol!
Mezcalhead : yeah, Miss Amy is still #1
vroom : any news about your jobsituation mez?
Mezcalhead : yeah, I sell more stock Friday
vroom : good. glad to hear that she's #1 on your hitlist
Mezcalhead : meaning, its still pretty bad
Mezcalhead : taking the big test Saturday
vroom : shit. that's too bad man
vroom : my situation is a bit better now
Mezcalhead : that'll tell me whether I'll work in GA or not
vroom : Study like a madman for it
Mezcalhead : glad to hear that Vman
Mezcalhead : talked to Kula yesterday on SisterMusic
vroom : is it a teachertest?
lycanthropy : oh?
Mezcalhead : yeah, certification test
lycanthropy * we are connected *
Mezcalhead : good things are in the works for SisterExchange
vroom : ok. what did Kula say?
vroom : what is he up to´?
Mezcalhead : well, we're trying to get the recording gear straight
Mezcalhead : same ol' Kula you know
lycanthropy : i'm pretty pumped for it actually. if i get that laptop, recording will be that much easier.
Mezcalhead : Lync, EKH sent me a ton of software
Mezcalhead : How much do you know about recording?
Mezcalhead : cause I've got a lot to learn
vroom : he mailed me about that Boss porta gear. too damn excpensive for me
lycanthropy * we are connected *
Mezcalhead : yeah, I know
Mezcalhead : we're both gonna get the same soundcard though
Mezcalhead : Soundblaster Audigy Platinum
lycanthropy : i know basically fuck all. it's gonna be a learning process.
Mezcalhead : this will help if we have the same card
lycanthropy : i'll bear that name in mind.
vroom : But EKH talked about that V-amp2. i'm going for that one instead
vroom : i've seen some cheap M-audio cards here
Mezcalhead : well, Kula and I can work together right now as soon as he gets this 250mb drive
Mezcalhead : for his Boss
Mezcalhead : he's already got a mixer too
vroom : lucky git
lycanthropy : you're going to be saying that all day now, aren't ya?
Mezcalhead : what the fuck is a git?
vroom : It's all your fault
vroom : i don't know
lycanthropy : no clue. it's just an old english insult.
vroom : hahahaha
Mezcalhead : limey term eh?
lycanthropy : yes.
vroom : it's british for a drummer i think
lycanthropy : lol!
Mezcalhead : hahaha
lycanthropy : especially drummers that are in about 15 billion bands at the same time.
Mezcalhead : guys the SisterMusic is coming together nicely
vroom : i'm going to upgrade my crappy soundcard too here
Mezcalhead : Kula has three and I have three now
lycanthropy : that's good to hear.
Mezcalhead : so we're gonna keep developing the songs until we get the recording thing going
vroom : shit, youre working hard over there
lycanthropy * we are connected *
vroom : what kind of songs?
lycanthropy : that's great.
Mezcalhead : the one I ssent ya'll has turned into a Neurosis type thing
Mezcalhead : then there is the latin samba tune
Mezcalhead : and then a rather psychadelic fingerstyle piece
lycanthropy : riiiiiiiight.
lycanthropy : hee hee.
lycanthropy : cool.
Mezcalhead : lync, you need to beef up on your latin music
Mezcalhead : stole a portishead riff for it
vroom : it's difficult to come up with good riffs. I always think they are to simple. but then again most bands best riffs are simple and still sound great. shit, i need to let someone listen to it
lycanthropy : aww, man, do i have to? heh heh.
Mezcalhead : my problem has always been structure
Mezcalhead : hahaha, no I think you'll like it
vroom : hahah. No, youre excusaed
lycanthropy : well, at the endo fthe day, it's all root notes eh?
vroom : I need to make it weirder, with a break or 2 put in
Mezcalhead : yeah, and how those root notes fit together
Mezcalhead : ahhhh, tempo change and a modulation eh?
lycanthropy : ah, fuck that. sid vicious is my idol. "who cares if i can't play?" j/k
lycanthropy : not really.
lycanthropy * we are connected *
Mezcalhead : hahah
vroom : something like that yes. something odd put in for good measure
Mezcalhead : damn brits
Mezcalhead : Kula and I need to fly to britain and we can all get together at EKH's castle for the final recording
vroom : Jimmy page is great on stage. he's not playing perfect wich makes the music more alive
Mezcalhead : yeah, true
Mezcalhead : EKH is a recording genius though
vroom : Oh. I'm flying over in my ol' Learjet too then
lycanthropy : that might take some persuading.
Mezcalhead : not to mention a damn fine musician
Mezcalhead : persuading?? LYNC, you live right there
Mezcalhead : I'll rent a mini and pick you up
lycanthropy : "hey, can i go over to some guy's house who i've never met an drecord this crazy record with these madmen from around the world who i've ALSO never met?"
lycanthropy * we are connected *
Mezcalhead : ok, then we'll kidnap you, Kula and I will wear George Bush masks
vroom : A house, a ton of beer and 4 nutcases with instruments
Mezcalhead : just be sure to have your bass ready when the kidnapping takes place
lycanthropy : well, i'm seventeen at the end of the year... which means driving lessons.
lycanthropy : lol
vroom : yeah Lyc. i'm going to look for a car soon i hope
Mezcalhead : Lync, by the time we get together at EKH's you'll definitely be driving....have a wife and three kids
lycanthropy : 'cos EKH lives in Essex. that's completely the other side of the country.
Mezcalhead : maybe even grandkids
vroom : Alfa 164 super. 230 hp. A real pimps car
lycanthropy : lol!
Mezcalhead : nice one lync
vroom : hahaha. and i'll be deab
Mezcalhead : or rather Vroom
vroom : dead
Mezcalhead : hahahah, yeah, forgot about that
Mezcalhead : you and Kula will be in wheelchairs
Mezcalhead : I'll probably be deaf and impotent
vroom : anyone knowing any easy to use drummachine software?
lycanthropy : nope, sorry.
lycanthropy * we are connected *