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Topic: reno hell
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VodFan
VoivodFan
Member # 201
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posted June 06, 2003 20:32
A while back I remember being confronted by a horde of spiders in my basement (there were like 5 of them!!! It was horrible) and I found the perfect solution. Grab the nearest hairspray bottle and lighter and start flaming the mother fuckers. Now every time they see me, they run for their lives. I told them: stay outside and I won't touch you, be inside the house, and it's squishing time. They should stick to catching bugs and entertain cats on the outside.[They make wonderful kitty treats] The worst is when you find those little ones... those are babies... babies mean that that whore is around somewhere, and if there's one baby, there's a million more just watching you, waiting for you to turn your back for just one second. Don't let your guard down! Ever!! VF Proud to be a spider serial killer since 1977!
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