I see a lot of new faces here lately. Most of us Old Guard know each other and sometimes that can be a little daunting for a new VVfan member. Maybe you're reluctant to start posting and join in? Well, I suggest the following things to help you fit in more:

1. Log in and post stuff when you're drunk.

No, actually forget that. I'll start again...

Could all members, new and old, post something below. Name, age, where you're from, what you do, etc. I know all this is in our profile, but y'know, I'm like...I'm all touchy-feely this evening for some reason.

Ladies and 'older gentlemen' you can lie about your age if you like but you're fooling no one. Nia: I expect a name-badge graphic from you. Skulhead, I expect a short abusive note from you. Kula, I expect you'll come up with something that makes at least half of us go WTF? h, you're a Cant.

ok,

No, wait. That's not it. Ummm...well, I just can't think of anything clever right now so here's the real deal -

Name:____

Age: 33 on July 8th

Occupation: IT grunt for WCLC. "WCLC is responsible for the conduct and management of lottery games in the region under its jurisdiction." And no, I can't pick your fucking numbers so fuck off.

Location: Winni-fucking-peg, Mani-fucking-toba

History: Hmm, where to begin. I'm an ex-singer and ex-lead guitarist for several local bands who did nothing and went nowhere. Now I sit in my office all day writing evil Black Metal, posting here and masturbating to animal porn while my wife and child flee for the sanctuary of the outside world.

Here's what I look like:

I think I went too far again...

Been lurking here regularly since last year's schism/exodus/exile. It's high time I said hello.

Up and coming bands and do-it-yourself musicians need to
submit their work for my new section: 'Tangento's Underground'.

Must have a fucking edge and a unique approach.

WELCOME TO VVF all you lurkers & spies!
Please post something often.
All the regulars are beginning to smell funny, so we need some fresh people who can bathe regularly.

Now...about me...

I am King Kula aka/Satan.
King and also Lord of the Underworld & darkness & so on.
My Occupation is...well...Ruling over you with an Iron Fist.
I do Typesetting in my spare time for the Idiots and Fools i work with.
(May they burn in Hell!)
My age is a lot older than all of you combined, but for humans sake we will say i'm 37.
My Location is in Hell, Texas. Thats near Dall-Ass.
Jerry Jones sold his soul to me, so that makes me the REAL Owner of the Dallas Cowboys. (Football Team).
HOCKEY is the single greatest Sport on Earth.
My Favorite Teams are The New Jersey Devils, Calgary Flames, Atlanta Thrashers and the Dallas Stars.
Dont listen to Slaytanic and H when they talk Sports. Chances are they are drunk.
Soccer is not a Sport. Neither is Golf or Baseball.
I drink Becks German Beer and smoke a lot of Mexican Weed.
I hate Cops, Judges, Lawyers and that Subway Spokesperson. Jarret. Arg!!!

ANYWAYS!...Enough about me already!

Nickname: Skul, "hey dude", Asshole

Name: Patrick

Age: 29

Eyes: two

Hair: dont understand the question.

Height: 5'11

Weight: fuck you.

Where: St-Georges, Quebec.. originally Gaspé, Quebec.

Job: ruining your day.

Status: no.

History: once upon a time my folks got laid...

Interests: music, old gaming systems,
drinkin', animals, violence, cinema, shitting.

What shames me: flatulence.

First Voivod owned: War & Pain

Other bands i like: Venom, Celtic Frost, S.O.D., Faith No More, the Accused, Dead Kennedies, Ramones, Overkill, Helloween, Ludichrist, Ozzy, Twisted Sister, Dissection, Marilyn Manson, Napalm Death, Flotsam & Jetsam, Metal Church, Sodom, Kreator, King Diamond / Mercyful Fate, Dark Throne, Slayer, Dayglo Abortions, Adrenalin OD, yadda yadda yadda...

Boxers or briefs: tin foil.

Last album heard: Sword - Sweet Dreams

Last Movie Watched: Matrix Reloaded

Last insult spoken: "i love you, mom"

Personal Motto: "blaaaaaahh!"

34.

Married for 3years.

1 daughter.

I do grounds maintenance for the navy (if that makes any sense?)

I play guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, and "skin-flute" down in my basement making 8-track ADAT recordings.

I'm into gardening and porn.

I love most music genres, but black-metal is one of my current faves.

Here's a pic of myself:

*ahem*

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm Slaytanic, as you can see.

My profile:

Real name is Marco.

I'm from Brasil, from a relatively small town, "Mogi das Cruzes", located near São Paulo, the big city.

I'm 30.

Work too much for the little money I get. I surely deserve more. Money, not work.

Soccer is not a sport, Kula's right. Football is, but not the silly USA distorto-version. I'm talking REAL football here. That one, played with your FEET. See? FOOTball, with the feet.

BTW, my fave team is the glorious, two-time worldwide champion, two-time continental champion, three-time national champion, 20-times state champion, SÃO PAULO FUTEBOL CLUBE (a.k.a. simply "SÃO PAULO").

Barbecue (the Brasilian/Argentinian way) is the best food in the world by far. Best drink is a tie: Dimple and Jack Daniels, I admit. They're great to have while playing snooker. I must admit I'm still working on how to hit that ball properly after a bottle, though.

All kinds of music are accepted, as far as they are metal.

Ops. Lie. I also love jazz, blues, classical and old rock'n'roll, but, please, do never come to me speaking of how nice samba or bossa nova are. Please. Never. They remind me of alienation. Thanks.

And, most important of all, do NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, trust a hockey fan.

Name:Ben

Nic: Lyc, Lycanthropy, Lobster.

Age: 16, but you all know that anyway.
For some reason.

Hair: Plenty. Mostly Blond.

Eyes: Grey/Blue/undecided.

VVF age: Bloody hell, I don't know. I reckon I've been here just over half a year now?

Where I live: the scumhole of the world, car-crime and teenage pregnancy capital, ie. Bristol, England.

Job: Taking exams. Getting stressed out. Used to work in a photocopier room in a school, drinking coffee and talking about my boss's socio-political views with him.

Interests: Playing bass in various crappy 'emo/grunge/whatever' bands. Leaving said bands. Listening to music, Mountain biking, meeting people. Gigs.

Tom Sawyer (33)- From Wood-ridge NJ
Live in East Brunswick NJ
married - Lori-Ann (24) - Repetingy PQ
Kids (2) - Jayme (4)- Danielle (2)

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Originally posted by Skulhed:
Last Movie Watched: Matrix Reloaded

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Originally posted by Slaytanic :
How did you like it?

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Ok...

User name: X-D
Real name: Mike
Age: Turned 33 today! (May 19th)
Location: a town called Bothell, Washington here in the U.S., located about 15 minutes north of Seattle and founded on wooden roof shingles back in the early 20th century.

Married almost a year now (known my wife since 1987), and currently expecting a future Vodfanatic into the family, due on Halloween!

Work at various shit... Main job is graphic design for print and web stuff for a small company out this way. I also contract out for the same, as well as audio production and some video post-production work. Looking for a new full-time job now.

Been on VVF.com since the beginning and been a Voivodfan since RrroooaaarrR. My favorite album would be Dimension Hatross.. the Killing Technology through Nothingface era rules all for me! I am however, a fan of all Voivod albums, up to and including the new one!

Other bands is REALLY dig (to the abnormal levels):
- King Crimson
- The Melvins
- Black Sabbath
- Main
- Clutch
- James Plotkin (O.L.D., Atomsmasher, Khanate, Flux, various projects)

Other stuff:
Studied film thoughout the 90's and mostly dig Cold-war era E. Europen film, German Expressionist films, and 70's-80's Sci-Fi.

Also read waaaay too much science-fiction literature, especially Asimov, Clarke, Joe Hadleman, Ben Bova, and lately Greg Bear stuff. Of course, this goes along with an avid interest in science, mostly space exploration and geology.

Other hobbies include, beer, vinyl/cd collecting and trading, crazy pets, the great outdoors, sleeping, personal recording projects (I play bass and some guitar) and killing too much time at this fine site.

Real name: Daniele

Age: 21

Eyes: green

Hair: brown

Height: 6'

Weight: about 72 kgs

Where: Varese, Italy

Job: attending computer engineering in Milan

Interests: music (especially heavy metal),
drinking good beers, basketball

First Voivod owned: Killing Technology

Other bands i like: Faith No More, Nevermore, old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Soundgarden