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Topic: Postal 2
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted April 24, 2003 07:16
Has anyone else played this game yet? Its a 'First Person Shooter' where you can get your willy out (which makes people scream at you) and piss on people - which makes some of them throw up. Pick up a cat and stick it on the end of your shotgun (nozzle in arsehole), pour petrol over people and set them alight (and if you catch fire as they run past, you can piss on yourself to put it out). Cut peoples heads off with your spade then kick the head and have your dog fetch it back. Special guest star: Gary 'Who you talkin' about, boss?' Coleman from Different Strokes. The most fucking hilarious game I have ever played by a long way. If you've got a fast PC, you owe it to yourself!
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El Indio
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Member # 18
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posted April 27, 2003 04:16
I sent my postal worker buddy a link for the Postal 2 site. He was a big fan of that Postal Death game. So has anyone checked out the following disclaimer for the Postal 2 site? Hilarious!DANGER This site contains content not approved for consumption by children, senators, religious leaders and/or other easily damaged psyches, those seeking to enhance or establish political careers and/or possessed of delusions of grandeur. If accidentally exposed, flush eyes with cold water and induce vomiting. If irritation persists, sit quietly and watch PBS. Not for internal use. This site and its related products/propaganda are GUARANTEED not to make you go blind, masturbate (and THEN go blind), become a social liability, induce you to act out atrocities that you would otherwise never indulge in, or burn eternally in hell. Running With Scissors accepts NO responsibility for any and all random acts of stupidity or violence committed by losers who may blame popular entertainment media and/or sugary snack foods for causing their inherent basic lack of control. You're on your own. Thank you and good night. "It's always funny until someone gets hurt... ...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!" GO POSTAL!!!
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