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Emlyn K Helicopter
VoivodFan
Member # 44

posted March 21, 2003 09:02

I'm 87 and one half. I have had many wives, sometimes more than one at a time which isn't necessarily frowned upon in Dubai which is where I think I buried the two of them.

I have thirty children, some of them ginger haired which makes me think I should discount them or maybe have them suffixed onto the non-ginger kids, ok, I have 23 (+7g) kids. And since at least five of the children can be considered Welsh I have 18 grandchilden and one great-grandchild. Them Welsh ones breed like fucking rabbits, man.

I've never liked Voivod, tell you the truth. Benny Goodman, now thats music!

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Yoko Ono
VoivodFan
Member # 235

posted March 21, 2003 09:14

*cough* Mr. Kopter, I'm still waiting for my child support cheques for our love child, Michel... you can't possibly expect Mr. Newsted to foot all of the bills.

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Emlyn K Helicopter
VoivodFan
Member # 44

posted March 21, 2003 15:03

I'm afraid, Miss Ono, that you'll have to stand in line at the back of a very, very long queue.

I do remember the insemination, though. It was sometime during the sixties in London. I chucked you in Francis Bacon (the artist, not the guy who invented bacon) made a clumsy drunken pass at me and I thought I was 'in there'. Sadly he was only after hot buggery but he did give me a set of paints and brushes afterwards.

You asked out some geek from the Rolling Stones when you were on the rebound. No, Adam and the Ants was it? Beatles? Some fucking insect-based combo.

Anyway, I sent you that little drum kit for Michel years back, plus those crappy brushes and paints Bacon gave me. Christ, don't tell me you used them yourself? People called you an artist back then because they were out of their minds on acid! You can't actually paint.

Oh yes, nearly forgot. You got 'checked up' afterwards didn't you? I'd certainly suggest you think about it. Fucking syph worms burrowing in my back! Killa-itchi!!

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NightSod
VoivodFan
Member # 133

posted March 21, 2003 15:45

i can't really compete with a heartwarming reunion like the one above... However, I digress: I am either 31 or 32, I am currently unsure which. Hang on...
I'm 31, I just asked my girlfriend for confirmation.

I think that relapse must be the result of the current war and the glass of red wine I've had.
First heard 'War and Pain' lent to me by a fellow paperboy; thought it was rubbish.
I preferred the ManoWar album he lent me.

God help me.

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Yoko Ono
VoivodFan
Member # 235

posted March 21, 2003 16:53

Mr. Kopter,

As a visible minority I am used to having to stand at the end of the queue. You gaiijin always think a Japanese girl is exotic until there is a baby to feed and clothe. A baby cannot eat a drum kit or paint brushes. Obviously our child had malnutrition, do you feel no guilt when you look at his skinny arms and legs? The little red shorts he wore could have been replaced if you had sent child support. Do not change the subject by criticizing my art! Temë kono-yarö!!

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Slaytanic
VoivodFan
Member # 28

posted March 21, 2003 16:57

Hahaha, you guys rule!!!

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Puresound
Junior VoivodFan
Member # 252

posted March 21, 2003 17:03

I have been a fan since Dimension

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St. Michael
VoivodFan
Member # 36

posted March 21, 2003 20:28

Yeah... I'm kicking 35 this year.
Yeah I dig it.
I still get carded for beer....
That sucks.

St.

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Hatröss
VoivodFan
Member # 7

posted March 22, 2003 03:45

quote:
Originally posted by Lycanthropy:
16. Youngest guy here. Picked up Hatross in a Car Boot sale two years ago.
Why do you want to know anyway?

Another interesting point to me is..
VoiVods listeners span across 3 generations of age groups.

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Emlyn K Helicopter
VoivodFan
Member # 44

posted March 22, 2003 12:14

Ah, Yoke! Now I remember why I chucked you in. I assure you that if I had a spare five pound note I would have forwarded it along to you and baby Michel, but I had my Fabragé Egg collection to consider!

And surely, as a stuggling 'artist' you will at some point have found that paints can indeed be eaten?

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raiderart
Junior VoivodFan
Member # 248

posted March 22, 2003 16:00

just turned 35...fan since War and Pain

get this, I'm cranking the new cd, and my 6 year old asks how to spell "voivod" so I show him the cd cover. He leaves the room and comes back in with a hand-made cardboard sign which says "VOIVOD is the dest!"

Okay, so he spelled "best" wrong. But, getting "Voivod" right ought ta count for something!