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guidon
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posted January 12, 2003 08:00     Profile for guidon   Email guidon     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Fans outraged at new character in the 3rd movie of the LOTR-trilogy - 'Return of the King'

Wellington, New Zealand - A recently leaked trailer for The Return of the King has Tolkien fans outraged over the apparent addition of a new character - Jar-Jaromir. The scene depicted in the trailer shows Jar-Jaromir shouting, "Gondora gonna fallsa" he then trips over a corpse and knocks down a couple of Uruk-hai.

Producers of The Lord of the Rings trilogy confirmed the addition of the half-brother of Boromir and Faramir.

"While The Two Towers is performing better at the box office than The Fellowship of the Ring, we are worried about a demographic that is skewing much older than desired. More mature fans are very good to have, but it's the younger fans who buy the merchandise. That's really what brings in the bucks on a movie like this," said producer Tim Wilcox.

"People complained a lot about Gimli just being there for comic relief," continued Wilcox. "We answer that criticism by directing the humor through Jar-Jaromir in The Return of the King. There's this funny scene where Jar-Jaromir decides it's best to hand the ring over to Sauron, but then he drops it and kicks it into Mount Doom. Hi-larious."

Purists, miffed by the deviations in The Two Towers, were so enraged by Jar-Jaromir as to be rendered speechless. A less pure, calmer fan who was able to form words said, "Tolkien mentioned a lot of different races and creatures, but never a Gungan or even a half-Gungan. I think I'm going to vomit."

One fan tried to rationalize the move. "Maybe the Star Wars universe and Middle-earth intersect. Middle-earth certainly is a long time ago and why couldn't it be in 'a galaxy far, far away?' Nothing said it's our earth." He then broke down and started crying.

Director Peter Jackson explained how the Jar-Jaromir character was added after all the other footage had already been shot. "That's the brilliant thing about digital editing and graphics. We didn't even imagine Jar-Jaromir in the movie until a couple of weeks ago, but now we can just edit him right into the key scenes. I really think it's going to be a hit with the toddlers."

Jackson added, "I just love it when he shouts, 'Yousa steala precious from meesa!'"


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Marginal
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posted January 12, 2003 09:48     Profile for Marginal   Email Marginal     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
ok .
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Cockroach
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posted January 12, 2003 09:55     Profile for Cockroach   Email Cockroach     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Jar-Jaromir! That's funny, haha!
"He then broke down and started crying." LOL

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Nuclear Vampire
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posted January 12, 2003 11:11     Profile for Nuclear Vampire   Email Nuclear Vampire     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
LOL!
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h
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posted January 13, 2003 05:56     Profile for h   Email h     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I still haven't seen the Two Towers movie yet. I tried to go again yesterday, but I kinda ended up in the pub for 9 hours.
Oops.

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Tangento
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posted January 13, 2003 06:46     Profile for Tangento   Email Tangento     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I am so fucking lost in here...
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<-- "where the hell is my copy of 'Zippy the Pinhead' !!? "

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Mezcalhead
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posted January 13, 2003 09:23     Profile for Mezcalhead   Email Mezcalhead     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Somebody take h by the hand to an AA meeting. The time is now.
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guidon
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posted January 13, 2003 12:37     Profile for guidon   Email guidon     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
You have to admit, it's a great hoax...
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BlackCloud
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posted January 14, 2003 01:32     Profile for BlackCloud   Email BlackCloud     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Just like the fucking ewoks..I hate Jar Jar DINKS!!!
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Cockroach
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posted January 14, 2003 06:22     Profile for Cockroach   Email Cockroach     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Nom, where have you found this?
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Väinämöinen
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posted January 14, 2003 09:44     Profile for Väinämöinen   Email Väinämöinen     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hahahaha! What movie will be slaughtered next by the mighty Jar-Jar?!? Brilliant! *calls 911 because of ruptured solar plexus*
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guidon
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posted January 14, 2003 13:37     Profile for guidon   Email guidon     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cockroach:
Nom, where have you found this?

I have my sources...


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