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Topic: Alcohol Warning!
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Juan87
VoivodFan
Member # 87
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posted December 23, 2002 00:36
Drinking can be broken down into so many different categories: 1) Social drinker: drinks only around other drinkers 2) Celebratory drinker: weddings, anniversaries, baptisms, birthdays, holidays 3) Weekend warrior: only on weekends 4) Binge drinker: stays drunk for days at a time 5) Keggers: typical fratboy/football partiers that swear by the pump 6) Stress drinkers: only during times of stress 7) Girl drink drunks: only drink the drinks that have umbrellas and fruit in them 8) Beer drinkers: you aren't an alcoholic if all you drink is beer 9) Wine (fine): upper-class artsy-fartsy snobs who only buy the best wine 10) Wine (cheap): the rest of us that settle for wine found at the grocery 11) Wino: MD 20/20, thunderbird, Wild Irish Rose 12) Boozers: has to be liquor, and usually straight from the bottle (YEA!!) 13) College drinkers: some people just drink while in college and quit after 14) Shooters: has to be from a shotglass, usually involves a game too 15) Peer-pressure drinkers: people that make themselves have a drink to fit in 16) Slow drinkers: nurse the drink to make sure they only have one an hour like the drunk driving manual says to stay legal 17) slammers: also known as chuggers, GO-GO-GO! people (always fun to watch) 18) pukers: people that drink solely to puke 19) closet drunks: bottles stashed in cabinets, under sink, laundry room 20) hopeless alcoholics: will drink anything containing alc., including perfume, aftershave, rubbing alcohol (GAG), food extracts (peach, banana, vanilla, cherry--your choice!) 21) mixed drinks only: rum and coke, vodka and OJ, seagrams and seven up, CROWN and coke
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