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Topic: Are you gay?
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Tangento
VoivodFan
Member # 117
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posted November 13, 2002 02:02
My final post on this subject will be this classy & informative joke:Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?" "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, a box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for!"
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Emlyn K Helicopter
VoivodFan
Member # 44
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posted November 14, 2002 06:58
From the same website - The British Conservative Catholics:"RACE The BCC reject all forms of racism unless they are constructive. In 1986 we lifted the ban on non-whites joining our organisation. We believe that the inferior races, though they should know their place, should be treated fairly and should not suffer the indignity of violence, verbal abuse and exclusion, unless of course this discrimination is justified. We support the death penalty and think that as well as murder, treason and male rape, execution should also be applied to crimes such as heresy, blasphemy, witchcraft, vampiricism and lunacy. Heretics, blasphemers and Atheist Movement agents should be publicly burnt at the stake." This is either dark, dark satire or the real thing. I might have to pay them a visit to find out.
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K
VoivodFan
Member # 6
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posted November 14, 2002 08:06
From Manipulator's Link:::: Sometimes Batman ends up in bed injured and young Robin is shown sitting next to him. At home they lead an idyllic life. They are Bruce Wayne and 'Dick' Grayson. Bruce is described as a 'socialite' and the official relationship is that Dick is Bruce's ward. They live in sumptuous quarters, with beautiful flowers in large vases, and have a butler, Alfred. Batman is sometimes shown in a dressing gown. . . Obviously, they must be fags: otherwise they'd have a butler named 'Butch,' live in cramped quarters littered with beer-cans, wouldn't show concern for one another's injuries or be caught dead in a dressing gown and cultivate only (what?) cactuses in small ugly metal pots? ::: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Damn thats funny!
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