Topic: Yet another stench from the house of Mezcal
Mezcalhead
VoivodFan
Member # 26
posted October 09, 2002 16:54
Yep, just like the subject says; something else is reeking from this house. What is it about me that attracts the putrid? I don't know if Spike dragged one of his kills under there or not. But I'm telling ya, if you guys walked into my kitchen right now..........WHOA!!!!!!!!! ANd its been going on now for the last five days. Damnation its bad. And the stench changes each day with a different intensity to greet me as I walk in from work. I put up a fan in there just to be able to breathe. Just got to wait the dead bastard out. I need to have a talk with that damn cat of mine. Man, you got to love animals. If you kill a rat or squirrel for pity sakes bury it!!!!!!
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schroeder
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Member # 5
posted October 09, 2002 20:41
You sure do get into some funny situations.
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BlackCloud
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Member # 122
posted October 09, 2002 21:10
"Fecal matter" baths are essential...I always say...
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K
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Member # 6
posted October 09, 2002 22:10
Dont ya think that smell might just be all the Yankees you've shot & burried under your house over the years?
posted October 10, 2002 08:51
Nah - chop 'em up and send the bits to their relatives. Works for me.
Just be sure to send the right parts to the correct relatives, as sending them someone's ear or quarter-of-abdomen, for example, that has no family connection is quite disrespectful, I feel.
posted October 10, 2002 18:45
Did you know that eating squirrel brains can give you MAD COW DISEASE?! No shit.
I have lived in stench pits. During my formidable years as a Teenage Bud-Keg & Tequila Sunrise Enthusiast, I lived in a series of ramshackle rentals known as Crackerboxes 1-7. Each progressively became a harsh mockery of modern living, and each was far worse than the last. At one point, we even became "party-pals" with a 70 year old sot with a corroded liver, who would offer a "nip" from his pint of piss-poor, rot-gut vodka. Oh, the stories, the horror. And the smell!
posted October 10, 2002 19:57
Ha, ha!!! Glad to hear someone else has shared my house stench experiences. That bad sonofabitch is still going strong. Not let off at all. Before eating I have to run the fan in there for about thirty minutes.
I've never eaten coon but I hear its mighty greasy. Same with possums. But squirrels used to be a regular visitor over here on a plate. Have to shoot a couple to make it worthwhile. I'm about to have another little hunt soon as they're ravaging the property. But this time the only one who'll be eating them will be my two mutts.
posted October 09, 2002 16:54
posted October 09, 2002 21:10
