song: Cycle Chick

I'd not normally be so blatently 'Look At Me! Look At Me!' but that riff in the middle is a MOTHERFUCKER that came to me from outer space!!

So download the bastard thing, will ya?

And yeah, it was me what wrote those squalid lyrics, please don't tell my wife!

Its official now.
Emlyn KH is the craziest poster on this site.
Well...H is running a close second these days.

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Originally posted by h:
There's a certain phrase that springs to mind right now... something about a pot calling a kettle!!!
Kula's madness is only contested by El Indio!!

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You took the words right out of my mouth...or at least my keyboard.

For those that couldn't not decipher:

CYCLE CHICK

We played a storming gig in a lonely town
They were deafened by our big sound
As we packed away one thing was makin’ us frown
There were no chicks around

(chorus)
All aboard the tour bus
Who should be there, waiting for us?
Eager to serve us
Cycle Chick takes all comers tonight

(solo)

Well we formed a line with me at the head
To take her for a road test
She reaches down and fishes it out
She sure don’t fool around, yeah

(repeat chorus)

Chick Lay!

(another solo)

Lay you down in my bunk bed boudoir
Down with the zip of your dress with my teeth
Spit on your hand and spin my propeller
Peter’s putting it in….now

Half an hour later and she still wants more
So Ruth takes over
Then Hans and Jurgen bang her ‘til their dicks are sore
We’re running out of members

So the road crew come in their twos and threes
But nothing satisfies her
Stop the bus, driver wants his turn
He weights three hundred pounds, yeah!

Keep rockin Emlyn!

how about something like Cycle Chic, about models who have that heroin chic look because of their unfortunate drug habit, and then decide to take their motorcycles for a spin while wasted, and then end up, ironically, looking like something ugly enough to post on rotten.com? karma karma karma

Heavy Metal Hell - it does exactly what it says on the tin!

Actually, Cycle Shiek is a pretty fucking good one! Alas, the track is already mastered. Anyway, we don't do politics. We do Chick Lay'ing and generally enthusing about Metal Brotherhood.

Three more tracks coming up this week, two fucking heavy ones and also my take on 'Turbo' (and every other sickeningly over-produced FM slush-metal song ever recorded).

Check out my loving tribute to Turbo-era Priest and pretty much the entire output of Sunset strip in 1986: "When Two Embrace One"!

"Fortress of Metal" is a good sing-a-long that will leave you misty-eyed with a general feeling of metalhood (ahem) and...er...the Leo Sayer ballad is my tribute to every ill-advised track ever forced upon an otherwise-decent band by their facist record company. Having said that, I think we aquitted ourselves rather well on this one.

Whilst we are on the subject of remorseless self-promotion, have a gander at my new comic strip:
http://www.noisebastard.com/Pages/Our%20Office%20Today.htm