I thought it was going to be about Britny Spears. I am so disappointed. She is like really cool? Yeah? Christina Agulizard is like SO OVER, huh?

Anyway so I'm in this record store and I'm thinking, shall I buy the Britny CD or the DVD of Glitter? The Maria Carey film disaster, not a documentry on paedophiles.

I too am excited about their new release. I was there from the beginning and I'll be there until the end. But I have to tell you that Dizzy wasn't too pleased. I now have to sneak his Vette out of the garage everytime I go to see Tommy over at the studio. Nuclear, I'm sure you were wondering the same thing we all were: When is he gonna cut those bangs?? Well, I got him drunk one night and it was clip, clip, clip time with the scissors after he passed out. Let us say he wasn't too pleased with my little contribution(and he doesn't know a damn thing about cosmetics). He chased me out of the room the next morning with a Les Paul which ended up in the front seat of Dizzy's vette(he had the nerve to bust out the windshield with it trying to get at me). MEN and their emotions!!!!

Nothingface, you ask the silly question, why is this band so important. The answer is simple. They defined the Glam era in metal. Nobody was more glam. And it all had to do with the magic of Dizzy's musicianship really. Not only was he a singer but also something of a literary figure like Dylan or Cohen. Read this and realize GREATNESS:

Gudbuy t' Jane, gudbuy t' Jane she's a dark horse if she can.
Gudbuy t' Jane, gudbuy t' Jane painted up like a fancy young man.

She's a queen, can't you see what I mean.
She's a queen, see see she's a queen and I know
She's alright, alright, alright, alright.

There's so many levels there that he's operating at its hard to imagine where's he really at. But he's there, believe me, he's there.