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nia
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posted July 28, 2002 16:45     Profile for nia   Email nia     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
What subject are snakes good at school ?
Hiss-tory !

What is another word for a python ?
A mega-bite !

What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
Wait till he's finished !

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality !

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent !

What do you get when you cross a snake with hot dogs and a converted panel van?
A fire hazard on wheels that eventually bursts into flames !

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K
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posted July 28, 2002 17:19     Profile for K   Email K     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
What does an exhibitionistic snake wear to the beach?
A pythong.

What kind of snake is completely different?
A Monty Python.

What do you call a snake without any clothes on?
Snaked!

Why is a snake so smart?
Because you can't pull its leg!

What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest?
A windshield viper!

What happens when a snake gets mad?
It throws a hisssssy-fit!

What snake is a member of the band?
The RATTLEsnake!

-or-

What snake is a member of the band?
The VOIVODsnake!

[ July 28, 2002: Message edited by: King Kula Shaker ]

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pppaaaüüülll
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posted July 28, 2002 17:26     Profile for pppaaaüüülll   Email pppaaaüüülll     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
This one is for the dutch fans:

Last time i got drunk at Sneek-week
(something like snake week)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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AngelRat
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posted July 28, 2002 17:48     Profile for AngelRat   Email AngelRat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I prefer Snake above ringworm.
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Emlyn K Helicopter
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posted July 29, 2002 03:45     Profile for Emlyn K Helicopter   Email Emlyn K Helicopter     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Fucking hell - its the Lolly-Stick joke convention!

What kind of tree lives by the sea?

A beach. (the ree, not the geological occurence)

a-ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa boom boom.

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