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The Neverman
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posted June 27, 2002 07:32
    
Originally posted by Mezcalhead:
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Somebody please send Kula a map of the United States.
So let it be done... A map of America (and the world) for all to see. [ June 27, 2002: Message edited by: The Outcast ]
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K
VoivodFan
Member # 6
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posted June 27, 2002 07:58
Mezcalhead...I dont need no stinkin Map to know what River i should swim across!  You are still surrounded, Mezcalbreath. Thanks for the Map anyways, Outcast. WORD OF ADVISE TO ALL: NEVER attempt to cross into Canada, unless it is at a proper BRIDGE!
The angry POLICE who STAND ON YOUR NECK, the night in JAIL, the JUDGE bitching at you, the FINES, the LAWYERS, the ANGRY PARENTS, the Diplomats, the Embassy, the Canadian Government calling the White House & threatening to burn it down again...
It just aint worth it. 
There are better ways to see VOIVOD Country. It was a dangerous & stupid thing to do anyways. For me AND my Canadian friend.
(He was trying to break back IN to Canada.)
We had gone over to explore the FILTHY, NASTY, Trash-Filled Streets of Niagara Falls, New York. Yuk! April 16(?), 1982. I watched on the CBC as the QUEEN signed all the papers which turned over all the Land in Canada.
It was previously under controll of the Queen & the U.K.
That was a pretty cool thing to see.
 H...yeah...Canadian Girls are SWEET! 
I had two girlfriends when i lived up North.
That is...till they found out about each other. With the Temperature being in the 90's outside here...i need to go back to the Great White North...eh?!
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X-D
VoivodFan
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posted June 27, 2002 09:52
Yup, that's about right! It's true that us Americans are taught to view the rest of the world as "strange" and "scary"! Were working on it though! Once you all are infiltrated with Wal Marts and fat, er, I mean fast food, we will come and homonigize you!A generally crappy education system doesn't help much either... When I moved back to Seattle from New Mexico a few years ago, I ran into, seperately, three old high school friends who thought I was attending school outside of the country. And I quote: "Yeah, New Mexico, I thought that was south of the border." Duh!!! 
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Mayor.of Black City
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Member # 52
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posted June 27, 2002 16:37
Nefarious Northern Neighbors? Keeping the war on terrorism fresh and interesting is a top priority for the Office of Homeland Security, and Director Ridge cites that mandate to support his contention that the US should shift its bombing campaign from Afghanistan to Canada. "Canadian society has a rudimentary similarity to our own," says Ridge, "and would be much more satisfying to see destroyed than any alien, stone-age, Middle Eastern nation." Ridge also commented on Canada's curiously introverted demeanor and foreign policy: "So quiet and polite all the time," observed Ridge, "who knows what they could be thinking? I don't trust Canada as far as I could throw it." Director Ridge disregards Canada's apparent lack of complicity in any anti-US sentiment, and it's possible value as an ally, stating that Canada will be most valuable to the US as a morale booster, once annihilated. Canada could not be reached for comment. and furthermore: what is up w/ being able to watch jackass but not andy dick, they're on the same freakin' channel, unless...
jackass is a canadian show, hellbent on ripping off fine, upstanding Americans like Beavis & Butthead
-kicks to the groin, Beavis & Butthead
-tipping over porta-potties w/ someone (Beavis) inside, Beavis & Butthead did it all first and Tom Green:"My bum is on the _____" <<what's up w/ that??? but, i have to make a confession to my fellow Americans, SCTV and Kids in the Hall are 2 of my favorite shows and this band, Voivod,
i kind of dig their sound
(well, at least when they had that ultra-violently killer bass player) i think i'm going to need some deprogramming sounds like Mezcalhead and X-D know what i'm talkin' about, though guys, i think we should pardon King Kula Walker-Lindh for his treason since he lived there for spell and apparently is still under the spell of the beast w/ 5 crowns
(5 provinces=5 crowns, it's all in Revelations, see for yourself) we are definitely onto you now Canada...watch your back Canucks are CANUTS!!!
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Mezcalhead
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Member # 26
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posted June 27, 2002 17:04
So what was so funny about that map?Ha, ha. Just kidding my foreign friends. Mayor, what was the source for those Ridge statements? I can't imagine him saying that about our neighbors. Granted they should be bombed for unleashing Celine, Alanis, and Tom upon us but c'mon...(Is it just me or is Green a total waste of oxygen? Anybody ever see the Mad TV skit where they do Tom and Drew?-had them dead on).  Damn, X-D, that is depressing me what you said about your high school chums. But I know that its true. [ June 27, 2002: Message edited by: Mezcalhead ]
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Mayor.of Black City
VoivodFan
Member # 52
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posted June 27, 2002 17:19
i found it on the national lampoon's sitei didn't mark it, found it by typing "don't trust canada" into yahoo
suprisingly, only a few pages came up (i think) and, on second thought, i'm thinkin' canada represents more of a lunatic-asylum-random-frenzy kind of danger than a peaceful-facade-america-killing-conspiracy danger you got that you buncha hosers
take off, eh?!
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El Indio
VoivodFan
Member # 18
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posted June 28, 2002 00:44
mayor o' black city recently posted: quote:
WHAT KIND OF A POWDERKEG DOES AMERICA HAVE SITTING RIGHT ON TOP OF ITS HEAD???!!??
JESUS H JESUS, first Celine Dion and NOW THIS!!
THESE PEOPLE ARE OFF THEIR ROCKERS!!
JUST LOOK AT THE RECORD!!:Alanis Morisette,
SCTV, The Kids in the Hall, Voivod, that Canadian accent (eh?), a ton of fruity holidays, part of the country speaks french, that insane flag w/ the leaf on it, curling, etc. etc.
It's just one big crazy mess up there!!Canada, i'm keeping my eye on you from now on...
Ha, ha, ha! I do agree with you on a few things but... Umm, uhh, we do have some good things up here... Like B.C. Bud (I'm not referring to beer here.), rivers and lakes which you can actually swim in, smoked salmon, a thriving micro-brewery scene, Colts Mild cigars, and clam chowder!!!
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X-D
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posted June 28, 2002 01:09
Ahh, El Indio speaks the truth, but as your neighbor to the south, I can say we share many of the fine qualities thake make up your wonderful city (the microbrews and the weed!)... However, Vancouver has a few up on Seattle for sure! Better, and dare I say more clubs, hotter chicks, it's cleaner, and no Microsoft or millions of California refugees! Hey El Indio, are you in anyway affiliated with Scratch Records? I bought Blacky's HBT cds from a guy at Scrath who claimed to be a former roomate of the Blackest one! Keith, I think the name was! Cool store too (I dropped in last time I was up there)
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posted June 27, 2002 07:15
I've known Keith for my entire life; our mothers used to go for walks with each other while Keith and I were in our respective baby carriages! As far as Scratch goes, I have hung out there off and on since when Keith first aquired the store back in 86 or 87 when it was little more than a small underground enclave on Cambie street right next to the Cambie pub. Now there is a real swell bar; I'm positive I accidently caught eczema on my severly sun damaged right arm in the very damp, humid, grungy mens room there! But getting back to Scratch, I love the new location. Plus the environment is really laid back there and this undoubetdly contributes to my alcoholism - the staff usually joins me in my drinking escapades! I'll probably just walk in there tomorrow afternoon with a case of beer and just start up again from where I left off... 
posted June 28, 2002 15:36
