posted May 09, 2002 10:16
The fabulous Miss Noitall is leaving for a vacation, but before she does she wants to remind you about Mother's Day on Sunday (in North America, anyway). Don't forget to send your Moms a card or somethin. http://www.thespark.com/cards/mothers/ http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/
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Nuclear Vampire
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posted May 09, 2002 10:20
Vacation? TAKE ME!!!! It's fuckin' SNOWING LIKE CRAZY right now and it's driving me NUTS! Well, have a good time and thanks for the reminder!
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nia
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posted May 09, 2002 10:26
Are you serious? Snow? My Dad's heading to the peg soon to see his family. Me, I'm heading to the West Coast to stalk Indio. Just kidding Indio.
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posted May 09, 2002 11:03
Gee... I guess it's gonna be a bit quiet round these parts now . Well have to start another debate... Angel Rat a sell out? Or Negatron a sell in?
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nia
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posted May 09, 2002 11:14
I know someone in Montreal who will appreciate the silence too.
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Skul
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posted May 09, 2002 11:22
hehe... my folks are actually comin' down this weekend to visit me. That's gonna be cool.. NO COOKING! NO DISH WASHING! Absolutely great.. i'll just sit there, with the cat on my lap like Doctor Evil, havin' a ciggy, and say "Hey, that pot doesnt go there.. put it under the counter", and so on... oh what a great weekend.
...But that also means that i have alot of fuckin' cleanin' up to do. Bah. I might blast the entire 'Vod catalogue while doin' the bathroom... happy happy joy joy.
posted May 09, 2002 11:24
Have fun on your trip Noitall. Please don't stay away too long. Also thanks for the reminder of Mother's Day. We don't want to piss off our Moms.
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Skul
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posted May 09, 2002 11:26
Oh yah, see ya Cowgirl... have a safe trip!
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schroeder
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posted May 09, 2002 17:02
Have a great time...spread the Voivod luv!
I'm going to miss the 'stupid link of the day', while yer 'away'.
posted May 09, 2002 20:24
HA, HA!!! Now with Noitall gone I will be able to slowly but steadily drive King Kula INSANE with my witty, little observations causing him to finally give up in misery and walk out into the middle of traffic and meet his maker with an 18-wheeler. Thank you Noitall for giving me this oppurtunity. Then of course I will have the beautiful Hyprrgrrl all to myself.
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K
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posted May 09, 2002 20:40
NOT ON YOUR LIFE buddy!
I have an Immense BRAIN! I will overpower you with my Psychic abilities...thereby causing you to dissolve like a slug in salt...and thereby win the love of Hypergrrl!
posted May 10, 2002 08:54
Did I read that right? Hypprgrrl spanking Noitall? Whoa!! Let me guess, it all starts with a pillow fight and then things start getting a little crazy and...
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posted May 10, 2002 09:39
Forget video-taping the hamilton show... Someone MUST record this event for prosperity!!
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K
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posted May 10, 2002 11:50
Yes...Hypergrrl...THAT was sooo rude. Such southern pervs from Georgia in here.
Dont worry...I will rescue you from the slimey clutches of Mezcalhead. I wont let you become the next Woman in theyre sleezy porno video.
posted May 10, 2002 13:05
Yes, we here at Mezcal Productions are proud to present our next big film entitled THE FEMALE INVASION OF PLANET MORGOTH.
The story begins on the planet Morgoth when two space adventurers Hyperbabe and Noitall arrive in their spaceship to have a look around. Noitall says,"we must capture the creature known as the VoiVod and study his brain." Hyperbabe replies,"you know, before we go out looking for him I need a shower." Noitall smiles. "I'm feeling a little DIRTY too." Giggle, giggle...
posted May 10, 2002 14:32
.....suddenly the entire ship starts rocking back and forth. The girls look out their bubble window to find a huge, two-headed creature trying to push their spacecraft on its side. The girls start screaming at the monster,"STOP, STOP, please don't tip us over." The monster answers,"My name is King Kula and I eat earthlings for lunch"....
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K
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posted May 10, 2002 16:04
I eat Earthlings for Lunch, but save the Female ones for Dessert.
HOW did a Topic about our MOM's...turn out to be THIS???
[ May 10, 2002: Message edited by: King Kula Shaker ]
posted May 10, 2002 16:26
I said I wasn't a lesbian, but who said anything about being an earthling? And in my script it says we go out there and kick the monster's ass who is trying to tip us over!
No, Kula it doesn't upset me. THis is way too much fun - how do you think I get through my day?
First of all...the big, bad, mean, scary Monster that is trying to rip the ship apart...is actually one of Mezcalhead's CATS. We are really all just 1cm in size and inside some kinda plastic Star Wars toy Spaceship that Mezcalhead plays with and left on the floor to be torn up by his curious Cats!
While Mezcalhead is off running around town & roofing houses...King Kula is hiding behind Hypergrrl for protection, while the scary kitty claws at us.
Got any Catnip Hypergrrl? I'll distract the Cats while you escape & run to Mezcalheads Barbi & Ken House! There's a Pool over there and we can go swimming & stuff!
posted May 10, 2002 22:25
Noitall recently posted:
quote:Me, I'm heading to the West Coast to stalk Indio.
"GASP!!!" If you are interested, I'm going to be at the Piccadilly Pub saturday night checking out a "newmusicwest" related show. I'll be the one standing closest to the bar without actually being a bartender!
posted May 09, 2002 10:16
. Well have to start another debate... Angel Rat a sell out? Or Negatron a sell in? 
posted May 09, 2002 17:02
posted May 09, 2002 20:24
Let me guess, it all starts with a pillow fight and then things start getting a little crazy and...
